Johan Musgrave

If love is all a man needs, why does beauty matter at all?

When people hear “high standards” they think money. Nope. I’m watching how you treat the waiter, the janitor, and people with no status. Being a decent and kind human being is the standard.

@crogers_htown Why am I seeing posts like this when I’m at my loneliest? This is like seeing a happy married couple make out aggressively in public and I just feel ashamed. 😞

Having a rough day at work (she doesn’t know) and my Wife just text me this… “Have you ever considered that… When you do marriage right… your wedding day is the LEAST in love you’ll ever be ❤️❤️❤️ can’t wait for you to get home” Gonna have to grab her butt extra hard when we kiss today

@hydromerchant @guideforlovers Maybe. OP says they have had kids, so I’d downgrade “hot” to “pretty” maybe. Still, the guy hasn’t been laid in a long time, he’d take one of the Golden Girls at that point.

@JohanMusgrave @guideforlovers I guarantee she's hot. That's why she came in naked and stuck her ass out towards him.

A wife who led her own husband on and then got mad at him for wanting sex

@ZeroTo100M @guideforlovers Maybe. I’m just pointing out that there’s a pattern with these stories. Perhaps we never hear the DB stories where disaster is averted because the man woke tf up and started being seductive again, hence no need to post it in the first place.

@JohanMusgrave @guideforlovers Wouldn’t have worked in this case. The problem is a forest fire and your suggest putting it out with a squirt gun

Almost every woman you see in public has rejected at least 1,000 men in their lives.

@AdamLaneSmith Perhaps that’s why I’ve struggled to find a good woman. I let one good one slip through my fingers because I had no confidence in myself. I was broke and nearly homeless and at the time I needed a woman most I let it fizzle. I’ll never forgive myself for that mistake.

Men: Want to find the right woman for you? Start by pursuing your own deeper purpose and values. You won't find her by being a man who chases women, but by being a man who chases his life purpose.

@mistrustme1 There’s no way. There’s just no way. How? What? Was your friend from the 16th century?

I have a friend who had 3 kids and never had an orgasm until her husband left her and she bought her first vibrator Make sure she cums it’s the least you can do

@TolCatgirl My man is even standing on his toes 💀 I’m six foot, so it’s actually tricky for me to find snusnussy. But that ain’t stopping me from hoping.

This is ideal btw but you guys may not be prepared for that conversation

@aristomarinetti This woman gave birth to me. Thanks mom. 😕

Man fears that his strength will be taken from him by woman, dreads becoming infected with her femininity and then proving himself a weakling. Masculinity must fight off effeminacy day by day. Woman and nature stand ever ready to reduce the male to boy and infant. Camille Paglia

@RiderofWolves @Nylasback The chances of me meeting a woman who loves me for me are slim but never zero.

The chances of seeing me nude are slim but never zero

@rawmilkhoney How does one “look” perverted? That word isn’t always sexual you know.

I like it when men look a little perverted

@ckatalyst_ Personally I don’t think they like it any more than men do. Some certainly like it less but some men also avoid it. This is an over generalization.

Women like sex. They crave it more than men. ​You are just a nice guy. You wouldn’t really know. ​Kill the nice guy in you to find out.

@bimpnus So I should lean into it when women say I have kind eyes?

The worst women and men I ever met all had it in their physiognomy.

@BasedBlondex 😂 I would hope you both SECRETE something. But secrets are also not good.

I tell my man absolutely everything, there are no secretes in our relationship.

@SolBrah Is once a day too often? Really? Or are we talking 5x is just as bad as once in a while? Where does one draw the line?

You don’t “have anxiety” You’re just ejaculating too often

@EverPromethean @wanted4mogging @whisperandwords No, you’re wrong. That’s completely backwards. If I’m on a date with a girl and she treats the waiter/waitress like trash I’m out.

@JohanMusgrave @wanted4mogging @whisperandwords You're deadly wrong. Our character shows more in how we treat our close people than how we treat strangers.

he’s a 10 but he is extremely cold and untouchable when it comes to other people but suddenly turns into a certified yearner who is clingy, obsessive, and soft spoken when it comes to you. what is he?

@TheKCJosh @whisperandwords Are you a 10?

@JohanMusgrave @whisperandwords Or, maybe the only person I like is my girlfriend.

@Realmecore_0 It’s crazy how much I can relate to this meme. I’ve been homeless 3 times in my life.

@bayneframer Tell me you’re avoidant without telling me you’re avoidant…

A girl breaking up with you should not affect you: - you should have multiple girls - you should be hitting the mall - you should be texting many girls - you should have no heart (2026 come on) - you should love being alone - you should have goals beyond women STOP SIMPING