John Ternus (Parody)

For the past 25 years, I have had wonderful experiences with Apple, working collaboratively as Vice President and Hardware Engineering. I have made great friends and relationships with people such as Tim Cook and Steve Jobs, who are incredibly talented people. Today, I am delighted to announce that I will become Apple’s next CEO starting September 1st, and we cannot wait to bring you an exciting future ahead!! ⚡️ I am a parody account, not impersonating, but please feel to follow — on a genuine note, this is a new Era for apple, and Tim will be missed.

@xareg09 🤝

Hope you’ll read it @JohmTemus

@Kappaemme1926 @emanueledpt @SharmaKarma1028 @tim_cook No it’s not 😭

@emanueledpt @SharmaKarma1028 @tim_cook @JohmTemus

Did anyone here switch from Claude Code to Codex? Feels like a lot of people are making that move lately.

@dooglelmao @theapplehub We’re not commenting other than the fact, you’re using an iOS 18 wallpaper. It’s outdated!! Change it!!

Lol BugOS 26

@_prophet_futu We’re glad you like it.

Apple’s incorporation of color-infused Matt glass into their products is one of their most remarkable achievements.

@Saad_Ism_ We’re trying our best.

Really hope John Ternus can tern software quality around at Apple.

@theapplehub We can’t wait to bring you this.

These are the rumored features coming to the AirPods Pro 4 coming later this year 🔥

@9to5mac @iryantldr We love it

John Ternus explains what he thinks of Apple Vision Pro 9to5mac.com/2026/04/23/joh… by @iryantldr

I’m curious, what’s your battery health on your iPhone? Let me know 👇🏻

@1xChucky @MacRumors The rumours are saying base iPhone 18, not Pro models!!

@JohmTemus @MacRumors Apple literally downgraded iPhone 18 series lol. I think they over did it and had to nerf some stuffs, it’s all over the news

Latest iPhone 18 Pro Max Dummies Suggest Thicker Camera Plateau, More Protruding Lenses macrumors.com/2026/04/23/iph…

@bakersparadis Looking great

Do you use protection with your iPhone, or risk it without? I’m curious to know.

@EuropeMacApps Why is that?

@JohmTemus bring me back the Mac Pro and Jony Ive

👋🏻 Good afternoon, my friends. I would like your honest opinion: ➡️ Do I, (John Ternus) fit as a perfect candidate as Apple’s upcoming CEO? ➡️ Am I a suitable successor to Tim Cook? ➡️ Do I have the green light from Steve Jobs? ⚡️ I really want a good future for Apple.

@shit_queen Hope you get your CEO role soon!

@dodgeblake We will release a product such as that if we’re sure it will be a hit, but also pass rigorous testing to ensure safety, easy of operation, and more.

This is your regular reminder that Apple started working on a Pixar lamp (many ppl now refer to it posthumously as the iLamp) that is expressive and reminds you to take care of yourself/drink water, and is also a lamp — but then killed it because Tim Cook doesn't care if you live or die. @JohmTemus I implore you to convene with the spirit of Steve Jobs and abide by his enthusiastic instructions to please release the iLamp in Bondi Blue.

@jackmcdade We will improve our stability with macOS 27

I’m sorry, but this is certainly not true. Do not believe false and misleading information.

@zeedezigns Quality so good, your laptop should be featured at Apple Newsroom.

@JohmTemus Mr CEO approves 👌

Nothing better than a clean MacBook Screen ✨

@n0stelgia178 Not too late.

too late

@VerdeSelvans BASICALLY Z TriFold??!!

273 grams after using a case & a screen protector 🫠 The iPhone 13 Pro Max is a brick lol

@ComputerLove_ This was iconic

Reporter mentions iPhone to Steve Jobs before it was a thing (2006)