CharlieCatFella

It be dangerous out there take this

Possibly judging as well 😉

@gaseouskevin @HRHTish Awe noo 😢

@HRHTish @LesterWikid This boy broke my arm Friday night. Like a nasty surgery required break. Wanna a free dog?

I'm not typically a whiner, but at the present moment I am extremely stressed out. Can you share some funny pet photos?

@HRHTish She's my caramel 🤡

@LesterWikid oooh an orange creamsicle!

@poe_collector We are doomed

things are going so well

@SSJSOC @MbarkCherguia That's my question.

@MbarkCherguia Are those all replicas or some original in there?!

First thought when you see this?

@MbarkCherguia Not enough guns

It couldn't hurt Qenny

@GeneralMCNews Ive never heard a mossad sing country, is it bad?

BREAKING: Candace Owens tells FBI Director Kash Patel’s girlfriend, “You are a clinical retard.” “I would say, ‘Stick to country music,’ but you kind of suck at that too.”

Is 5 benzos too many? Wait around and lets find out together 🌈

@justindeanlee That's a lot, Justin.

The first time I abandoned a girlfriend in the mountains was an accident. We had an argument about something trivial, and she decided to go off on her own for a bit to cool down. I insisted she stick to the trail, but she said she didn’t need me mansplaining how to find her way in the woods. So I dropped it. How does one manage to get lost on a mountainside, anyway? You just walk downhill until you hit a switchback or reach the valley. Common sense stuff. Well, she managed it. When she didn’t turn up by nightfall, I contacted the ranger station and they set out to find her. By 1am, I got tired of waiting and drove home. They called the next morning to say they’d found her in a makeshift den she’d dug beneath a deadfall. She was naked, gone completely feral, her face painted with menstrual blood. A ranger tried to wrap a blanket around her shoulders, and she bit a golf ball-sized gobbet of flesh from his shoulder. So they sedated her and took her straight to the nearest hospital. That was three years ago and she still hasn’t recovered human language. Needless to say, I acquired a taste for it. I’m up to a baker’s dozen now, not counting the one that found her way back to the car before I could drive off. But you never forget your first. Sarah will always have a special place in my heart.

@CantEverDie Handsy

why is his arm in a sling lmfao

@xAsamoahx It couldn't hurt.

I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" I said, "No. Is that still required?"

@WhiteHouse Could you?

The goal is not just to reach the Moon, but to stay. 🌘

The aboriginal translator