CharlieCatFella

It be dangerous out there take this

The aboriginal translator

I needed this laugh today, you all

@MadelaineLucyH G'day cunt

What is the correct greeting when meeting an Australian? a) hi, nice to meet you b) thank you for tolerating me in your noble country c) g’day mate, hot as a barbie out there cor blimey

@lady_valor_07 Bull . Shit .

My husby and I went out to dinner last night, and the bill came out to $200. I left a $50 tip on the table, thinking that was pretty reasonable. But the waiter looked at it and flat-out refused to take it. ​He told us that if we weren’t willing to leave at least $85, we shouldn’t be eating out in the first place. ​I was honestly caught off guard. I felt embarrassed sitting there, like we’d done something wrong. We weren’t trying to be cheap or disrespectful I genuinely thought $50 was a fair tip for that bill. Now I keep replaying the whole thing in my head, wondering if I misjudged it and questioning whether $50 really wasn’t enough.😱 By Angela mcnutt

@iamAtheistGirl 🤦

completely oblivious to the idiocy coming from her brain 😬

@SpookyGhost81 @YourWaifu Uh .. bro

What possesses adult people to do this Like once I was 12 and I broke a controller after losing in mario kart and I’ve never done anything like that since cause I realized how dumb I felt after

@YourWaifu It's called being a moron.

Allegations incoming

@nickshirleyy @capeandcowell People will laugh at you forever, special needs Columbo

@capeandcowell People won’t forget this in 2028

Still blows my mind that a sitting Governor called a journalist a pedophile because he discovered millions in fraud in his state

@capeandcowell Is that what happened?

Charlie Kirk's mentor Jeff Webb has fortunately died after falling while playing pickleball and sustaining massive head injuries. He joins him in hell.

Rut ro Raggy, relon’s in some rouble.

@Hot_take_nigel There is a reason for that

Andrew Tate squats like a nonce.

@DeIudedShaniqwa Shaniqua

This movie is set in 1932 and there’s a woman twerking in modern sportswear. How tf did this garbage get 16 oscar nominations?

@GAltringham Amazing film.

Ok Film X. I got another question for you. What's your brutally honest opinion on the movie below? Do you love it, hate it, or are you on the fence? Falling Down (1993) Dir. Joel Schumacher 😃🙄😡 What do you think?

@20th_Centurygal Appetite

The year is 1987 You’re at the record store with enough cash for one.   Appetite for Destruction (GN’R) or Hysteria (Def Leppard) The raw grit vs. the production masterpiece. Which one are you taking home?

Imagine thinking this is a flex.