Jack Mehoff

@krassenstein Blowing up a refinery in Texas actually fits the criteria.

BREAKING: Trump claims that Iran gave him a present: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is but it was a very significant prize and they gave it to us.” WTF!

@FootballCravee @RichJohnsonNFL 😂

Zay Flowers camp is seeking a contract similar to what Jaxon Smith-Njigba received, per @RichJohnsonNFL

@SleeperSeahawks We could probably trade back if he's available at 32.

Todd McShay predicts the Seahawks will pick Texas A&M WR KC Concepcion with Pick 32 in his latest mock draft. I’ll be honest, with the Seahawks having the most expensive WR room in the NFL as of this morning, I don’t see this happening.

@BAYCBoshi Everyone knew he was lying today.

No Western Civilization boats going through the Strait... Getting close to dark in Tel Aviv... Iran due to start bombings again and Trump going to look like a liar yet again.

@MikeLevin Same thing he did with the border bill so he could campaign on it.

Let me get this straight. The leading Senate Republican walked into the White House Sunday with a bipartisan deal to end the TSA nightmare. Fund everything except ICE now, get TSA agents paid today, handle ICE separately. Senate Republicans and Democrats said yes. Trump said no. Why? Because Trump is holding TSA workers’ paychecks hostage to try and force Congress to pass the SAVE Act, a voter suppression bill that would knock millions of eligible Americans off the voter rolls. He wants to make it harder for Americans to vote. Like a petulant child flipping the board when he’s losing, Trump torched a bipartisan deal his own Senate leader handed him on a silver platter. His tantrum continues as he unleashes ICE agents into airports. Agents with zero screening training, zero TSA authority, and a good chance of making everything worse. Democrats have been ready to fund TSA from day one. What we refuse to do is write a blank check for an ICE agency that gunned down two American citizens in Minneapolis and still demands the ability to kick down doors without a judge’s approval while hiding behind masks. We will not pass the SAVE Act either. Call it what it is: the SAVE REPUBLICANS Act. Non-citizen voting is already illegal. It was illegal yesterday. It will be illegal tomorrow. This bill solves nothing except the Republican party’s losing electoral math. Fund TSA. Reform ICE. End this today. Trump is the one standing in the way.

@SecDuffy @FAANews @NTSB You going to blame Democrats for this too?

I am on my way to LaGuardia Airport now in response to last night’s horrific crash involving Air Canada Express 8646 and a fire truck that killed two pilots. @FAANews and @NTSB are working closely on this, and we will share updates as soon as possible. Please keep the victims, families and response teams in your prayers.

@SpeakerJohnson It's crazy you think people believe your shit lies.

Democrats admit they’re “making [the American] people hurt” in order to PROTECT criminal illegal aliens and REOPEN the border. It’s CRAZY.

@TheProfInvestor Yep. Cashed out my gains and now wait for the dip.

It was fun till it lasted. people have trust issues with POTUS & The Market.

@timburchett Yep. Look at who's in this administration and Congress.

We need to quit saying no one is above the law when clearly that is not the case.

@BuzzPatterson Why doesn't 🍊 ever sue people who accuse him of pedophilia? 🤔🤔🤔

I hope Trump sues this little shit into oblivion.

@RepNancyMace Please add "fuck no"

Are you willing for your kid to die to lower the price of oil?

@RepLuna I've heard he respects lives on Grindr.

I am deeply upset at the lack of respect for life Senator Lindsey Graham is displaying when talking about our troops. He is acting as if they are expendable cattle. This is unacceptable and dark. There were over 26,000 American casualties at Iwo Jima.

@ScottJenningsKY You don't mind when your Grindr date inflicts massive pain on your asshole.

So this weekend Dems are defending inflicting massive pain on Americans at airports and why they think it’s fine for Iran to possess ballistic missiles that can reach most of Europe.

@PressSec No they aren't, Kellyanne.

Democrats in Congress are intentionally inflicting this pain on American travelers and federal workers by keeping the Department of Homeland Security shutdown. It’s awful and indefensible.

@HalfwayPost He and his kids are already setup in South America.

BREAKING: Several prediction markets are now reportedly taking bets on whether Donald Trump will flee to Moscow, Tel Aviv, or Buenos Aires when his presidency collapses.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence. @GOP #pedopresident

@MacFarlaneNews Would it help if we all dress nice?

NEW: On ABC, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy forecasts “it’ll get much” worse at TSA lines and that another wave of resignations could happen Thursday or Friday

@atrupar 🍊🍆💦😋

WELKER: Do you think it's appropriate for the president to celebrate the death of a Bronze Star, Purple Heart recipient who served in Vietnam? BESSENT: Neither one of us can understand what has been done to the president and his family WELKER: But is it appropriate for the president to celebrate the death of any American citizen? BESSENT: Give what has been done to President Trump and his family, it is impossible for either of us to understand what he's been through WELKER: So you don't think there's anything wrong with a post saying, 'Good. Robert Mueller's dead'? BESSENT: We should have empathy for what's been done to the president and his family

@BasedMikeLee God, you're so fucking retarded.

Pass the SAVE America Act Bad things could happen if we don’t Horrible things like this👇

@Whale_Guru Now ask who's part of a company that buys distressed farms? Hint: he fucks couches.