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PREDATOR EXPOSED IN A FINANCIAL AUDIT 💀!!! Caleb Hammer says that it is completely inappropriate to perform sexual acts in the living room while a child is in the house, regardless of whether it was intended to be seen. Caleb Hammer: How do you get off on that unless you're a... No, because the way she... Woman: Because we had issues in the past with... issues. That we had already resolved, but then he kept... Caleb Hammer: In what? In what? No, no, no. Context, please. What issues would lead to that insinuation? Woman: My little sister spent the night one time, um, and he stayed in the living room and she walked out to go grab a drink and he was on the couch doing very inappropriate things. Proceeded to lie to me and my mom about it when she wanted to go home, and so then he tied me saying it was weird into the past experience. Caleb hammer : How old is she? Woman: At the time, she was like seven. Caleb: [Groans and ducks under the desk] Guys, what the f... No, no, no, no, no. Seven-year-old in the house? Why are you in the living room getting off? No, no, no, you don't do... No. First of all, I just got to note that literally nobody knew this, by the way. But, um... if a kid is in the house, we don't set up sexual exposures unless there's like a... intent to be caught in some way. Man: No, she... that must be... Caleb: No, no, no, no, no. Nobody sets out in the living room. Man: No, I was sleeping in the living room. They were sleeping in the bedroom. Caleb: Oh, you still go to the bathroom. As a masturbated myself, I know... Woman: And that's why I said it was one night, like, she was spending the night one night. Even if... Caleb: And what was he caught doing, specifically? Woman: Jacking off.

Tom Holland says that American football shouldn't be called football because players don't use their feet. Tom Holland: I like American football. I just will never understand... Zendaya: American football is very dangerous. Tom Holland: ...why it's called football. 'Cause they don't use their feet, I just don't understand why it's called football. Zendaya: Yeah, it should be called something different. I mean, maybe... Tom Holland: Throwball! Whatever you want to call it. But you don't kick it. Zendaya: You do kick it. Tom Holland: Yeah, once. Yeah. I like American football, and I can respect the athleticism and the strategic aspects of the sport. But football is the greatest sport of all time. I mean, it is... it is the world's sport. And you know, we went to the Ballon d'Or the other day and we met Messi and it was crazy. It was crazy. And we met Mbappé. I actually asked Mbappé... I said, "Hey, nice to meet you." He was really friendly. I said, "Mate, you have to come to Tottenham!" And he just burst out laughing. Kylian Mbappé (in flashback clip): No. Impossible! That's impossible! Zendaya: I don't really know what any of that means... but for sure.

@Tokyo_pi1 90% hand lol

@NugaonX Well they do use their feet but mostly their hands

Ft. @Zendaya Tom Holland

@Tokyo_pi1 He forgot we’re in a different world now compared to past years

Jon Hamm says he can’t understand how kids in their early 20’s are going viral on TikTok, YouTube and others and making a fortune out of it. “I cannot understand how, especially nowadays with whatever it is TikTok, YouTube these kids getting kind of fame and fortune, and access, and money, and celebrity, and all of this stuff when their brains aren't even developed yet when they're in their 20s or what have you”

@0xRuzy Bro put his heart in this

Matt Damon revealed he left Harvard just two weeks before graduating because he couldn’t pause a movie shoot for his final exams. Amy Poehler: And what did your mom think about you not finishing Harvard? Matt Damon: Uh, well by then, I mean, I was working. They, they were Amy Poehler: But you were really close to finishing! Matt Damon: I was. I was. In fact, I, I, I probably... I probably did five years of classes there because I would go, and then there was one semester, the last semester I left, I was two weeks away from the end of the semester. So I'd done everything, all I had to do was take the finals, but the rule was, at the time at least, you had to take your finals at the exact moment they were offered in Cambridge. And I was like, I'm number five on the call sheet, you think I'm going to shut a movie down like for three hours, four different times? Like, I just had to eat the semester.

Ft. @Sethrogen Keanu Reeves @azizansari

Seth Rogen says that he and Jason Segel smoked weed out of a glass bong for 45 minutes before watching The Matrix, describing it as a truly mind-blowing experience. Seth Rogen: And on the day the show wrapped, me and Jason Segel drove to a movie theater in the valley, smoked weed out of a glass bong in his car for like 45 minutes, and then went and saw The Matrix. And it was a mind-blowing experience. And then a few weeks later, I went to Vancouver and did a ton of shrooms and saw The Matrix again, and it was an even more mind-blowing experience. But the scene where your mouth I was with my friend the scene where your mouth melted away, I was with my friend and he got up and ran out of the theater! He was just like, "fuck this!" Aziz Ansari: We might, we might need to give the home audience a minute because I'm sure they're all in shock that you got high before you saw The Matrix. They probably just need a minute. Seth Rogen: The fact that we took a glass bong with us... Keanu Reeves: A glass bong! Seth Rogen: We were really going for it. We knew it was going to be a big...

Ft. @DaveRamsey @RachelCruze

A caller named Jim says that he and his fiancée have a significant wealth gap ($3 million vs. $45 million) and wants advice on how to fairly structure a prenuptial agreement that allows them to build a life together without risking his initial assets. Jim: I'm getting married, and my fiancée is 50, I'm 60. We're both retired. And, um, based on our wealth differences, um, we should probably have a prenup. Dave Ramsey: What are the wealth differences? Jim: So, she's got 3 million, no debt, and I've got 45 million, no debt. Dave Ramsey: Okay. Yeah, you should have a prenup. Jim: Yeah, so the question revolves around what's in the prenup. Uh, what should go in it? She wants to feel like we're building something together in our marriage going forward, and she talked about slowly, maybe moving some of my separate property into community over time. You know, like 5% a year over 20 years. At first, I thought that was fine, but then I started looking at the numbers. Dave Ramsey: How much of your 45 million is real estate? Jim: Um, just a couple million. The rest of it is stocks, mainly.

Ft. @JadeWarshaw @GeorgeKamel

The caller says that she is considering selling her house because she is currently in bankruptcy due to her husband's failed Bitcoin mining investments, which were hidden from her. Caller: So, my question that I'm trying to figure out is if I should sell my house while I'm currently in a bankruptcy that was caused by my husband making investments in a failed Bitcoin mining business. George Kamel: Yikes. Caller: Yeah. George Kamel: There's a lot going on there. Jade: Oof. George Kamel: Okay, so you're thinking about selling the house. You're in bankruptcy. How much money did he lose in the Bitcoin mining scam? Caller: Well, there's $250,000 in personally guaranteed business loans, and then $100,000 in credit card debt, and about 274k on a HELOC. Jade: This can't all be due to his Bitcoin investment. Caller: Um, as... from what I've seen, it's all related to the mining equipment and the hosting fees. Jade: So, he went 624 grand into debt for a Bitcoin mining business?

HOW IS HE NOT IN JAlL YET?💀 The woman explains to Caleb Hammer that her partner choked her while she was holding their child. While her partner attempts to justify the behavior by claiming it was part of their past BDSM relationship. Woman: ...choked me while I was holding our newborn baby. And my issue isn't even all the experiences, it's the fact that he, like, defends them. Like, obviously, y'all see the defensiveness. If he would just own up to it and be like, "Yes, that's what I did, I fucked up," great. But it's the defensiveness behind it. Man: And there is, no, the choking was because in the beginning of the relationship, we were in like a BDSM relationship where I was... Woman: But not holding a newborn baby! That's even where I said that I drew the line. I had our newborn baby... Caleb Hammer: I don't think free use and stuff is usually when holding a newborn baby. I don't think... ropes are when holding a newborn baby. Woman: Yeah. And then his mom called me with death threats on the exact same night because I took his son away from him and I was this big, horrible person. Caleb Hammer: How long did he choke you? Woman: It was 10-15 seconds.

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Bro isn’t just a PDF, he’s more!!!! Caleb Hammer: Why am I told multiple holes? Woman: Yeah... um... because he did, he punched a hole in the wall. Caleb Hammer: Well, that would scare me, especially with kids in the house, if you're punching holes in the wall. Woman: That’s what I said. I said, "You need to chill out because if my kids wake up, I'm going to be pissed." And he didn't want to chill out, and went, grabbed the keys. He's like, "You know what? I'm done. I'm leaving." And I said, "Okay." Caleb Hammer: Grabbed the keys? Woman: Mhm. And so, I followed him to the front door as he's yelling, screaming outside in our front yard. I said oh, my bad. Caleb Hammer: It's okay, it's beeped. You can keep going. Woman: I was like, "Are you sure you are leaving?" And he said, "Yes, I'm not staying here." I said, "Okay, I'm letting you know I'm tired. I just got back from Dallas. I'm going to bed." Shut the door, locked the door, walked to my room. And by the time I'm starting to get undressed and ready for bed, my door gets kicked in. And I mean to the point where the door frame fell off. We couldn't close the door. Caleb Hammer: What? Dude, come on now. Man: But I Caleb Hammer: No one locked out just kicks the door in. That’s not a natural response.

@blametrudeau Who are you referring to here?

@NugaonX Like every socialist he builds nothing and only destroys what others build.

@Tokyo_pi1 Really scary man

@NugaonX This is scary

Ft. @sircalebhammer

@liberalmindhive Never ever

@NugaonX This is why you never ever ever let your kids sleep over somebody’s fucking house fucking ever ever ever ever!

PREDATOR EXPOSED IN A FINANCIAL AUDIT 💀!!! Caleb Hammer says that it is completely inappropriate to perform sexual acts in the living room while a child is in the house, regardless of whether it was intended to be seen. Caleb Hammer: How do you get off on that unless you're a... No, because the way she... Woman: Because we had issues in the past with... issues. That we had already resolved, but then he kept... Caleb Hammer: In what? In what? No, no, no. Context, please. What issues would lead to that insinuation? Woman: My little sister spent the night one time, um, and he stayed in the living room and she walked out to go grab a drink and he was on the couch doing very inappropriate things. Proceeded to lie to me and my mom about it when she wanted to go home, and so then he tied me saying it was weird into the past experience. Caleb hammer : How old is she? Woman: At the time, she was like seven. Caleb: [Groans and ducks under the desk] Guys, what the f... No, no, no, no, no. Seven-year-old in the house? Why are you in the living room getting off? No, no, no, you don't do... No. First of all, I just got to note that literally nobody knew this, by the way. But, um... if a kid is in the house, we don't set up sexual exposures unless there's like a... intent to be caught in some way. Man: No, she... that must be... Caleb: No, no, no, no, no. Nobody sets out in the living room. Man: No, I was sleeping in the living room. They were sleeping in the bedroom. Caleb: Oh, you still go to the bathroom. As a masturbated myself, I know... Woman: And that's why I said it was one night, like, she was spending the night one night. Even if... Caleb: And what was he caught doing, specifically? Woman: Jacking off.

@Username____101 When a CHILD was in the house too??? COMMON!!

@NugaonX Tf is Caleb doing lol. Dude is not a pedophile 🤣 he was ON HIS OWN IN A ROOM 💀