OddStats

Idiot.

The most magical day in $SPX history? 4/20 of 1988 -.69% Don't worry, I'm leaving soon.

@Alex__Salomon Aye.

@OddStats You perv.

@liberty4all Ouch.

@OddStats By far your best tweet of the day.

@traderjrae You seem oddly sure of this. I'll get back to you.

@OddStats Evidently not. How are you sure he has a dick? Did you fact check that?

@CNBC Have they considered putting it out?

Tyson cuts profit forecast, says slaughterhouse fire among challenges cnb.cx/2zJWEJU

@jerrypo88371023 I'm gonna give you a chance to explain the "they" in your sentence before the wrath of the internet falls squarely on your face.

@traderjrae You know something about David we don't?

@OddStats What dick

@geoallen66 Probably.

@OddStats Shouldn’t you be showing a list of all September’s and if they started off negative? What the rest of the month did? I mean, really , wouldn’t that be way more relevant?

@ediekollling I mean, that's not how I'VE been doing it, but if Katie wants to show me a new way, FINE.

@RampCapitalLLC 3rd worst month of 2019 to date.

September sucks so far

@jfahmy But it has a REALLY clever name using an hilarious sports-related pun.

@JustABitAlien @kiwitrader24 @CNBC Then she should love that I'm using satire to shine a light on the system that creates this toxic bullshit.

@OddStats @kiwitrader24 @CNBC Yeah, Carolyn has zero tolerance for men’s bullshit, especially not in the trading community, especially not after all the septic garbage from the Altitude crew. Carolyn, Odd wasn’t ragging on women. He’s only like 15% misogyny, well below the average for his demographic.

Fewer women now pay their credit card balances in full cnb.cx/32nIdHz

@CNBC @acorns $4.72 Save you a click. YW.

Sallie Krawcheck: This is the ideal amount of money you should invest #investinyou (In partnership with @acorns.) cnb.cx/32z8WkP

@CNBC It's true. Only 10 of the last 15 Septembers were green. Make sure you stay in cash. Or something. Stocks maybe?

Here's how the financial markets typically do in September: It's not pretty cnb.cx/2zNVDAE

@JacobInvesting Bet I do.

@OddStats You have no idea...

I'm beginning to think the economy is actually a wildly complex machine that is based on any infinite number of variables and factors and that maybe, just maybe, looking at a small handful of industry-specific data points isn't a great way to predict the future.

@JacobInvesting I don't know, I was really hoping to pay a lot more for something a lot more destructive. Can Twitter do that?

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@ChrisTomolonis @CNBC Sure. First follower to successfully bring me the horizon gets to carry my child. She weighs like 97 lbs, so make sure your back is strong.

Companies may be terrified of tariffs, but consumers clearly aren't. cnb.cx/2zJqoql

@JacobInvesting No, is it worth signing up for?

@OddStats You just need one more data point... Have you heard of this thing called Twitter?

@stox48 It's possible.

@ishirubi Ooo, I do like that.

@OddStats Not sure, maybe you know the story, mildly related I find, this story or phenomena is very funny and, uh, smartulizing! bigalmanack.com/beware-the-gre…