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PAPER HANDS
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PAPER HANDS
@Paper_hands92
i have no idea what I am doing
United Kingdom Sumali Aralık 2020
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@bryan_johnson Bro we Havnt forgot you wanted to meet Epstein?
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Guys, I’m an idiot. All this time I’ve spent trying not to die, I had toxic turf in my backyard. Artificial turf contains crumb rubber infill made from recycled tires, which leaches chemicals including PFAS, heavy metals, and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. These compounds are linked to hormone disruption, carcinogenicity, and systemic inflammation.
I don’t know how I missed it. It makes me question my basic competence in life.
What gets me is that I try so hard to survey the world of potential idiocy. Then I find out there’s a monument to idiocy sitting right in front of my face that I was blind to.
I’m removing the turf, yet I’m still stuck with this seemingly unsolvable problem of how to not be an idiot.
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“Why does this not exist?”
Because it’s ghey maybe.
Jesse Cohen@JesseCohenInv
Next billion dollar idea: a sports bar but for the stock market. Instead of screens playing games they will show charts, live X feeds, a bloomberg terminal, and Polymarket screens. Why does this not exist yet?
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We have been in a recession for a while. Also the YOOKAY
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter
BREAKING: US job growth in February has been revised down from an initially reported -92,000 jobs to a total loss of -133,000 jobs. This marks the biggest monthly US job loss since December 2020.
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Pigs be like: jizzing in my own eye to see how far I came.
Disclose.tv@disclosetv
NEW - Study shows exosomes from pig semen, loaded with anti-cancer nanoparticles, then made into eyedrops, were able to breach the body's natural protective barriers and deliver anti-cancer drugs to the retina, leading to suppression of tumor cell growth. disclose.tv/id/32q6zvqncw/
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A lion doesn’t concern himself with drink driving…But a tiger wood.
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@FightWithMemes @Paper_hands92 it’s me and the Mrs!
Just getting it done ✅
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Spotter is a barefoot woman wearing a cooking apron. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
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YOOKAY definitely has been in one for a while. Spoke to a few tradesmen who work in the domestic sector and all of them are saying this last year has been terrible.
Know one seems to care here aswell about fuel prices. No panic filling up. Nothing….
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
Oil at $150 would trigger global recession, per Fink of BlackRock.
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Tonight we remember the Last Supper.
Jesus broke bread and poured wine, knowing exactly what was coming that night.
"This is my body. This is my blood, do this in remembrance of me."
God invites you to sit at his table. Churches are open tonight - He'd love for you to come.
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And he sounded absolutely fucking plastered.
Honestly. On brand for the country.
Gabriel@gbrl_dick
australian prime minister arranged an emergency super special prime ministerial address to say 'hooroo' to the fellas and then sign off. no announcements or anything, he just wanted to chat.
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OH LOOK BBC COVERING FOR ANOTHER NONCE
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: The BBC has admitted it knew in 2017 about the Scott Mills sexual offences investigation involving a boy under 16
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Great now we have Aliens clapping human cheeks.
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Former Congressman Matt Gaetz reveals he was once briefed on alien "breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race.
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This is tough to defend
Joseph Schwartz was convicted of a $39M healthcare fraud and sentenced to 36-months in prison
His nursing home empire collapsed and he didn't pay over 15,000 employees
After serving 3 months in prison, Schwartz was pardon by President Trump and his obligation to pay $5 million in restitution to the government was erased
It's reported that Schwartz paid $1M to lobby the White House to influence their decision
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