Paperwork Ninja

All right everyone, since it's almost college football season, I'm going to let you in on a secret: NCAA football coaches are all members of the FBI Witness Protection Program. They're given a ridiculous name and spend years learning how to coach at the college level. 1/x

@Darifleman2c The writer gets an F, regardless

@PaperworkNinja Yeah, it was a bit, formulaic with the journo doing the subtle hint dropping.

Canada is a joke: exhibit 922245612 youtu.be/QwBUgp98my0?si…

@aelfred_D I'm waiting for the teamup between Penguin and Pimp-Bot 5000

BATMAN: What do we have for this? LUCIUS: Mr Wayne, we have an arsenal of weaponry, vehicles, & gadgets that would make James Bond harder than a woman with breasts that dispensed alcohol & you’re asking me how we fight a masturbating bear? BATMAN: Yes LUCIUS: I have no idea

INT. WAYNECORP R&D BATMAN and LUCIUS FOX stare at grainy security footage. BATMAN: What *is* that? LUCIUS: That’s a bear, Mr. Wayne. BATMAN: And what is it…he…*doing*? LUCIUS: He appears to be pleasuring himself. CAMERA PULLS IN ON BATMANS FACE BATMAN frowns.

@DaddyWarpig Makes sense

@PaperworkNinja Clonazepam is.

I just hope this was a troll post because somebody is messed up in the head otherwise.

@SooperMexican @netflixsports @MLB More annoyed than excited

@PaperworkNinja @netflixsports @MLB But aren’t you excited it’s on a streaming service you don’t have?! 😐

LESS THAN TEN DAYS OUT FROM OPENING NIGHT. THE FIRST-EVER @MLB GAME ON NETFLIX ⚾️ New York Yankees vs. San Francisco Giants on MLB #OpeningNight. LIVE on Netflix — March 25 at 8PM ET | 5PM PT.

@SooperMexican @netflixsports @MLB Yeah, considering I don't have Netflix, this doesn't help me.

@netflixsports @MLB Nobody gives a damn what streaming service is showing a game. They just want to watch their team. Quit pretending like this is anything but a cash grab to screw your audience some more. Pendejos.

@Bob_Janke NEVER. I WILL LAMENT THE FALL OF SEARS UNTIL DEATH TAKES ME.

The 80s happened. Let it go

@fresheggistan My per diem after five months in Italy paid off my car eighteen months early

*Thinking about what I spent my per diem on while active duty*

@SharkFloppKing @notPeachessab @Oilfield_Rando Culvers is very good, but the McDonald's Filet-O-Fish hits just right at lunch. They can't beat bluegill filet sandwiches, though, but those aren't exactly fast food.

@notPeachessab @Oilfield_Rando I love em, just ain't gonna eat em

People who enjoy fast food fish sandwiches are not to be trusted

When the Ghost Peppers kick in

Dawgs in TN 📍 #Salukis | #DawgBall

@USRoute41 I'd have to figure out a good spot for it where conduit wouldn't look out of place on the side of the house.

@PaperworkNinja If you had to put aground rod in a 3/4 hole in the conrete is unough then fill in with cement after driving to rod. Put a small enclosure over it.

Using Google AI to upgrade and tweak antenna design. Different answers, sometimes conflicting depending on how you ask/describe particulars about the project. It helps sort thru what is on the web, but you need to gather the AI output and apply your own knowledge. @PaperworkNinja

@USRoute41 I have none of that available to me on this house plus overhead cable, phone and power lines. If I put my antenna away from those I would have to put it in the front yard and people tend to freak out when they see an antenna. Thankfully the phone and cable lines don't work now.

On that side of the house is a driveway but there's ground between it and the foundation. They say to keep wire short, but the other option was to run the coax lines to the bottom on the other side of the chimney and put the box on the bottom. I wanted the coax in the house to run thru the attic because I have an egress spot for that. Even if I did that the coax shield lenght would be plenty for a counterpoise, and the choke could have been put on the inside. The cables run to the sub basement anyway. But the ground wire from the arrestor would be shorter, not the wire to bond. That is buried from the rod, comes up at the corner of the building and then runs low on the bricks all the way to the house service conduit.

@USRoute41 If you're in a built up neighborhood with overhead power lines you're going to have trouble with reception. That's my biggest problem.

Every once in awhile I'll hear a click-bap. Something gets switched on and it does not appear to come from my house. Likely the coax shield and antenna masts are picking it up. It can't hurt. I also have a hard time hearing both side ot the Ham contact. The only household appliance that is a bother is the washing machine. I put a torroid on it;s power plug and it didn't do a thing. It's the washer control board and motor. It plays havoc with the MW broadcast band.

@aelfred_D @BlueEightySix "POUTINE IS WICKED QUEAH" - Red Sox fan

@BlueEightySix It’s like I’m there!

Awful news out of Fenway tonight, as Sox fans have taken hostages According to the fans’ spokesman, Big Timmy (no other name given), Poutine is “Canadian bullshit” & “queer” No word yet on how they received the cops’ good faith gift of Newports & a general child support amnesty

@USRoute41 I have 60 feet of wire stuck in my neighbor's sycamore down to the eaves and into my attic. If I used a grounded arrestor I'd have to drill through my driveway.

@PaperworkNinja You're a gambler? :) With those two 15 foot antenna mast sticking up in the air here I get nervous everytime there's a storm. :)

@USRoute41 Might as well. RF is a magic all of its own, so maybe your noose floor will lower.

I think I'll do this in stages. I'll install the choke at the house side of the arrestor, the red shrink topside, in the enclosure. (I'll dm a pic.) Then disconnect the 9:1 ground lug and see how the 10 feet of coax shield and the non isolated arrestor works as a counterpoise. Then connect a counterpoise. If no change, I'll raise the UnUn 9:1 mast mount and put another 1:1 choke 1 foot below it. Then I can probably skip the inside choke 20 feet at the inside wall bulkhead as the 75 foot run of RG 213 will be choked from the arrestor (at the entrance). With a choke at the UnUn it just means I have to add a mount and weatherize it.

@OfAthenry It's apparently about the art of service and presentation to them.

Who has the time for this slow motion anime pit stop? I'll just pump it myself.

@iowahawkblog I loved watching that show. "One baby boy Emmett! YOU BOUGHT ME FROM THE AMISH?"

Legit top 10 funniest TV shows ever made, but people weren't yet ready for that level of exquisite weirdnesss

Classic Spewy