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BREAKING: Trump calls off fake assassination attempt tonight due to weather.

I believe this is EXACTLY what the fuck happened.

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

So glad he’s getting excellent government funded care after spending his entire political career trying to block everyone else from having the same.

The evil Democrats invented photosynthesis to screw with trump's pool.

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The little space in the back of marco rubio's shoe is where he keeps his dignity.

Every sane American should be embarrassed and mortified by what is going on at the White House tonight.

And the hunted becomes the Hunter

Good evening, muchachos! My noble steed and I are enjoying our visit to D.C., especially the part where we're showing the U.F.C. how it's done! How fantastic that Trump is honoring Pride Month by blasting Y.M.C.A. while young, muscular men entertain him.

Okay, I'm gonna be honest. This gay club looks fabulous. They've got everything. Sweaty men wrestling, guys on motorcycles in leather jackets, gold everywhere, and the Village People performing.

“As the U.S.A. barrels towards its semiquincentennial under the heat and funk of what has become of our bloated empire under the careless and corrupt, so-called leadership of the worst POTUS in our history, we are treated to spectacle and spurious celebration. In stark contrast to the well-earned, inclusive and historic joy that erupted in NYC in the wake of the Knicks becoming NBA Champions for the first time in over half a century. The UFC cage match at the White House on Sunday evening represents the apex of a culture that Donald Trump has long sought to co-opt. A carnival for the carnivorous and the careless. Pyrotechnics and steel where roses once grew. Closed fists in lieu of open hearts and optimism. The bacchanal of the bellicose and the brutal. The toxic masculinity we see on display now, in all forms of MAGA iconography and the creatine-spiked machismo of inebriated clowns like Pete Hegseth, were always catnip to the manicured old man who turns 80 today. Trump used to hang out with mobsters and goons in his NYC days. He would post motorcycle gang members at the entrance of his ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ afterparties and employed a personal security team that could best be described as Cro-Magnon. It was always an act, of course; performative tough guys encircling the softest man on the planet. Donald is physically lazy, intellectual incurious and possesses all the bravery of a tadpole. Feathers make him flinch.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasler…

When the reflecting pool becomes a metaphor for everything wrong with the Trump administration.

Clearly, Trump needs to be taken to closed mental care.

Being mad about people being on SNAP is embarrassing. We have trillionaires now and you're worried about a single mom buying a candy bar. Get your shit together. Eat the rich.

Realizing that child rape is not a dealbreaker for many Americans has been the absolute black pill of my life.

The White House UFC fight isn’t the first time Trump invited people to come to D.C. to beat the shit out of other people.

I wud but im not an underage girl

Wish this wasn't fact, but it is. Who would've ever guessed that "Idocracy" was far more than a satire... It predicted the future with chilling accuracy.

More people showed up to see Trumps name being removed from the Kennedy Center than did for his inauguration.