Rob Zands

Yes, Starmer has an obvious and demonstrable blindspot when it comes to paedophilia. Yes, he is untrustworthy and entirely lacking in moral principle. And yet he's the best bloody prime minister we have ever had!

@mynnoj @Lord_Sugar Really??

@RobZands @Lord_Sugar I think it goes in the ass

Can anyone suggest what one would do with this object?

Does anyone recall what these knobs did?

Does anyone know what to do with this?

@msloobylou @barneyfarmer Little known fact is that the chaps spent some time in Jamaica before embarking on their much loved reggae stuff.

@barneyfarmer It bloody is.

They’re a fave rock/pop band of virtually every Tory who takes an interest in such things, beloved of the two LPs a year from the supermarket/service-station morass, and a fair rump of sensibles got sucked in by an ‘ironic’ 90s reappraisal of Bohemian Rhapsody. Huge huge numbers.

@KathrynDW59 @rv_southern @johnmcdonnellMP Can you please provide a response @KathrynDW59.

@KathrynDW59 @rv_southern @johnmcdonnellMP But why wasnt he done when he was galavanting with a convicted paedophile?

The gall of it. Watson, one of Mandelson’s closest old mates is trying to turn McSweeney into a victim & undermine Emily Thornberry. Watch out for the old Blairites’ next step which will be to try rehabilitate Mandelson himself. Shameful & shameless. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@paulmasonnews Shut up Paul. Old loud man.

All those decent Green activists who came in fighting for the planet and ended up with a leader shilling for Putin

Now that's a day for a beer garden lads. What say you @MichaelDugher @tom_watson @mattforde? Conor McGinn has deleted his account because of drunken sexual assault allegations and a live criminal case. So cant ask him.

@rabidbadger @jasemonkey bald.

@jasemonkey It's worth remembering he put his head above the parapet to seek the truth, let him have his day in court before you judge and ridicule him.

Russell Brand searches for a Bible passage - with the addition of the Countdown clock music.

@TreborRhurbarb @Im_sprouticus Thought as much. Now be quiet.

@TreborRhurbarb @Im_sprouticus What are you, some sort of kit designer and manufacturer?

As a non Sheffield Wednesday fan, I think both are alright and aren't the shitty everyone has a modern circular badge shit

Either way, it will be a good craic with lots of laughs.

Going out for pints tonight with the lads (@MichaelDugher, @tom_watson and @mattforde). Conor McGinn has deleted his account because of drunken sexual assault allegations and a live criminal case. So not sure if he will be out.

This fool doesnt realise that all the milk from factories in the north and factories in the south is mixed and then bottled.

This is funnier than anything Glinner has written for 15 years or more and that is the fault of Woke.

@ryleywalker @Hot_Pepper76 I think you could swap Joy Division and the Strokes but otherwise looks sound to me.

@Hot_Pepper76 It’s a perfect list and I have no issues. I say this as somebody who listens to bands regularly

The 50 best bands of all time according to Rolling Stone magazine. Who got left out, and which band is ranked a little too high?

@goodmaxxedfyre @JXenophon40231 @ClarkeMicah @popbitch Is this true @MikeGapes ?

@RobZands @JXenophon40231 @ClarkeMicah @popbitch cornish milk is richer and better. lush pastures, high-quality grazing. it's not simply a marketing ploy

.@popbitch has a weird obsession with me. Thus week it goes too far and accuses me of drinking the i paper’s horrid skimmed milk. I don’t, of course, drink such stuff.Instead I keep my own whole milk (illustrated)?in our shared fridge.

@JXenophon40231 @ClarkeMicah @popbitch Because idiot snobs like Peter fall for it.

@ClarkeMicah @popbitch Why does Marks and Spencer try to make every standard product sound posh by putting a location before it? Cornish Creamery milk = milk. Channel Island cream = cream. Salted Irish butter = butter.

I have it on good authority (@paulmasonnews) that this will be good for Sir Keir.