Sam Howells

@ryanbethell93 @Iifting That looks unreal 😍

@Iifting @SamHowells4 I think we need to go to America

Would you drink the forbidden bulking shake?

@ryanbethell93 @jt_stamford I'd probably say mouth but thats a good option

@jt_stamford @SamHowells4 he's not wrong

@ryanbethell93 @FootballManager A that's shit. They must have been trying to make it too complicated if they can't complete it. And it would be shit if it's over complicated anyway

@FootballManager @SamHowells4 absolutely fuming

Sports Interactive regret to inform that, following extensive internal discussion and careful consideration with SEGA, we have made the difficult decision to cancel Football Manager 25.

@DareToMitchell @ryanbethell93 @ScottishBantrr 😂😂 this guy looks like he knows what he was doing. Kieran didn't

Who’s been this drunk

@ryanbethell93 @aliiicakes Works though dosent it... 😏😂

@aliiicakes @SamHowells4 I bet this is how you flirt

Today I was approached by someone at the gym who said “I’m leaving because your ass in those leggings is distracting me too much” 😭 Guys, is this how you shoot your shot?

@ryanbethell93 @Iifting A dedicated friend would 🙄

@SamHowells4 @Iifting Sorry I couldn't find a meme that said right shoulder instead of left 🙄

Literally so true

@ryanbethell93 @Iifting It's actually my right. But thanks for depressing me 🙄

@Iifting @SamHowells4

@ryanbethell93 @fesshole Woman. But we get on really well. She just found it funny 😂

@SamHowells4 @fesshole Was it a bloke or woman?

Ordered a present for someone from a scam website. Had to ring the bank to get refunded but it would involve them looking at my activity and was too embarrassed for them to see my onlyfans outgoings. Needless to say I've spent another £420 on another coffee machine.

@ryanbethell93 @fesshole Na it was funny. I jusy said I was living my best life 😂

@SamHowells4 @fesshole Oh ffs you absolute melt 😂 bet that was embarrassing

@ryanbethell93 @fesshole Got brought up during my mortgage application appointment 🙈😂

@fesshole @SamHowells4 this you?

@statmusefc @ryanbethell93 @DareToMitchell

Goals: 8 — Chelsea tonight 9 — Man United this PL season

@Squawka_Live @ryanbethell93 @DareToMitchell

Jadon Sancho has now provided more Premier League assists this season (3) than Bruno Fernandes, Alejandro Garnacho, Marcus Rashford, Mason Mount, Christian Eriksen, Joshua Zirkzee and Kobbie Mainoo COMBINED (2). 🤯 #CHEBHA

@ryanbethell93 @DareToMitchell @MarvaMSK Moan we have a big squad, and moan we sell players 🤔

@DareToMitchell @MarvaMSK @SamHowells4 Actually a shit club

This is like X Factor bootcamp. Need live reactions of everyone who’s making it through to judges’ houses and who is getting culled.

@ryanbethell93 @nocontextfm1 My highest success rate 😏😂

@nocontextfm1 @SamHowells4 I bet you've started a few convos like this 😂😂

I’d be shocked if she doesn’t reply to me

An unreal solo goal by Mykhailo Mudryk 🔥

Mane £30m Wijnaldum £25m Salah £44m Oxalade-Chamberlain £35m Van Dijk £75m Keita £53m Tavarez £43m Shaquri £14m Alisson £65m Tamikas £12m Thiago £27m Jota £45m Konate £36m Diaz £50m Nunez £84m Gakpo £45m Mac Allister £36m Szoboszlai £61m Endo £17m Gravenberch £35m “Limited”

Noticed how our new players are hitting form at the same time: - Disasi - Caicedo - Gusto Should I add Enzo? It's elevating our quality. Just want them to keep up the level.

Malo Gusto created more big chances than Kevin De Bruyne today. Locked up Doku, unreal in possession, works so hard on the right flank. 20 years old. One of the best in the league already.

What frustrates me about sterling.... he's always soo poor, but scores.. so gets a place in the team

Jackson link up play isnvery under appricated... yes he's raw, but big plus in this team