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@ChandlerBing_12 Schitt’s Creek and Brooklyn 99 are excellent. Shrinking and Ted Lasso also fantastic but not quite sitcoms in the same way.

There hasnt been a single good sitcom made in the past 15 years, Let that sink in, Friends, Seinfeld, The Office, Frasier, Scrubs, HIMYM, The Big Bang Theory and Modern Family all pre 2009 starts, The industry should be ashamed of themselves.

@Anna90523382 Horses for courses with all tech isn’t it x

@SqueakyLJR It’s not the 05 causing issue it’s more the Libre sensor giving wrong information and telling pump to suspend when it shouldn’t

Been feeling like my Omnipod 5 hcl wasn’t working well.My TIR was better with eros & animas pumps. Led dehydration & kidney inf. Constantly tweaked settings called Omnipod & abbot libre. Even reported sensors via yellow card system. Today had confirmation #gbdoc

@JohnHal23990242 @miriam_cates @GBNEWS x.com/squeakyljr/sta…

The Prime Minister says he wants 75% of four-year-olds to be 'school ready'. He's right to highlight the issue: Britain faces a child development crisis that will have severe social & economic repercussions. So what's happening to our kids? A 🧵1/ @GBNEWS gbnews.com/opinion/child-…

@BeverleyMiller5 @miriam_cates @GBNEWS School ready doesn’t mean writing in sentences. It means age-appropriate skills like having enough language to be able to ask for help, play with friends, use the toilet, get their coat on, use cutlery, have enough focus to listen to a story, and follow simple instructions.

@miriam_cates @GBNEWS So this should be ample evidence that 4 is too young to start school. It's supposed to be 5 anyway. Start them the term after their 5th birthday instead of bellyaching 4 yr olds for not being 'school ready'.

@MaertensDanny @miriam_cates @GBNEWS I do agree, but at four years old they enter reception, which follows the play-based EYFS curriculum. If we started school at 6/7, I fear we’d still have children unable to use the toilet, have an articulate conversation, or hold cutlery properly.

@miriam_cates @GBNEWS Stupid fixation with thinking that 4 years old is an appropriate age to start full time schooling with an academic bent, when they should be doing play based learning.

@howie_hua 17x100 /2 +17

It's Mental Math Monday with guest Ethan Weker. How would you mentally calculate 17×51?

@CathyMo41926708 @Inevitablewest I know a couple who are first cousins. They’re in their late 60s. Totally lovely normal couple I didn’t know for ages. Three adult kids.

Of course it isn’t Islamophobic (ideology/woke word). In the U.K. Western society has not had first cousin marriages in practice since the 1930’s and then the numbers were tiny. First cousin marriages IS considered to be inbreeding. If you practice this way you are unlikely to be of British culture and have not integrated into our ways of life. British Law must be abided by or if you don’t like it or can’t live by it, find another country that suits your needs.

🚨BREAKING: The UK is set to pass a law to BAN 1st cousin marriage. Is this Islamophobic?

@ellegist “On accident” hurts.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Describing*

@NotFarLeftAtAll Nope. Listen carefully. It is etched in her mind but to make sure she was as clear as possible she read what she wrote to her friend at the time, deciding the incident verbatim.

Gregg Wallace said to me … just let me but my glasses on to read it off a letter in my hand !! Ffs, if you were that scarred by what he said , surely … it would be etched in your mind. Just saying !

@Garry51799839 @NotFarLeftAtAll You absolutely massive cunt.

@NotFarLeftAtAll She’s the typical middle class woman of a certain age. She probably hasn’t had any in years the old frump

@howie_hua I subitise it as an eight (middle two rows) and 2 x threes.

I think it's really cool how we all see things differently. If you want to make my day, can you share how you would count these circles?

@DiBrander Coke floats still exist.

My kids think it’s gross that hubby & I used to put ice cream in Coca Cola as kids. Guessing it was an 80s/90s thing? Or, was it a Scottish thing? I think it was called a float.

@Carolin55162028 @Lucy_Webster_ @Accessorize She’s not old enough to buy painkillers! The shop assistant could face severe repercussions for selling them to a minor.

@Lucy_Webster_ @Accessorize My 13 yr old went into superdrug to buy some feminax. The guy behind the counter wouldn't sell it to her. Her granny was beside her and said il buy it... he wouldn't sell it to her then either because he knew it was for the 13 yr old!! She was livid!

Today @Accessorize wouldn't let me get a piercing without a doctors note to say I know how to keep it clean Why? Because I'm a wheelchair user I'm so tired

@JoshuaBarzon 1,4,3,2.

I’m designing this logo for a church that wants the concept of a tree (symbolizing life)growing out of the cross. I have the design down but am trying to nail down the best font for the design. Which do you like best!? I love partnering with small churches to create a fresh logo!

@implausibleblog You’re a hero Shannon - I’m so sorry you had to suffer this.

Shannon Kyle, "This is what Gregg Wallace said to me in a restaurant" "If you won't let me sleep with you, would you lick my ars*hole" "After rejecting his advances he said I should keep an open mind and he'd keep him knob clean next time" "At dinner I had eton mess for dessert, he asked me: what would you think if I put some of the eton mess on my willy"

@coller81 @implausibleblog She said she can read it verbatim rather than from memory because she wrote to a friend immediately.

@implausibleblog I love how she’s having to read it to remember it 😂😂😂😂 most normal people can talk about a memory without a promt.

@codenamevoyd @CountVolpe Took me ages last night trying to work out where they’d gone.

@CountVolpe Having passwords in an app instead of settings is criminal.

The person at Apple who designed the new layout for the photos app should be imprisoned

@Danimalish He’s absolutely magnificent.

Seven years ago today I flew from Chicago to Los Angeles to catch a screening of CALL ME BY YOUR NAME. When the film arrived at this scene I was transfixed by every word that Michael Stuhlbarg says in this scene. The outpouring of love and empathy moved me deeply, and still does.