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French people after you say “merci”:

@fluffygirlpaws sex seven

please do not say the sex word

@difficultpatty Would smash

Thought I’d show you guys my buns today.

@RepNancyMace It’s almost like there are millions of foreign fans in for a huge sporting event who *don’t* speak English… Go get another boob job or something

This is the United States of America. We speak English.

@itskennly_ @zenssdayaa Nobody gives a flying fuck

@zenssdayaa wore white once, felt that tbh

Zendaya in a white tank top reminding me of rue :(

@ItemsENABLED @Britannica Nobody

@Britannica Wait who just landed on the moon a few weeks ago

No one born after 1935 has ever walked on the moon.

@thisislux Those sure are some words

stinky soaped up bv pussy goonettes forever malding at soapless healthy ph stacys

@amitylee13 I won’t build a nuke either! I take cashier checks or Venmo

If I promise not to build a nuke could I have $300B, too?

@brook_the_mommy @cutetiapine *Alfredo* Linguine Yes, really

@cutetiapine Unfortunately, yeah. Sorry to be the one to break it to you

His name isn’t ratatouille his name is Remy the ratatouille is the food he makes he’s not named after the food he has his own name and it’s Remy and the human’s name isn’t ratatouille either his name is actually Linguine which is crazy because he IS named after a food but his na

@Stirghetti @Caol_MacCormaic @VK_HM Yeah

@Caol_MacCormaic @VK_HM A bit like David Duchovny

this never even occurred to me as a concept

@MorePerfectUS @ForceMonument Good 🙏

A German court has ruled that Google is liable for the false statements generated by its AI Overviews feature. The ruling could have massive impacts on the world's biggest search engine, which recently doubled down on giving users AI-generated results.

@GregAbbott_TX I love the Championship Playoffs of Sportsball! Easily my favorite athletic competition of all time.

What a loser Hochul is. During the Championship Playoffs it was announced that Texas ranks #1 for Fortune 500 HQs. A title once held by NY. Unlike the Knicks title, Texas’s lead over New York in business and new jobs will continue… forever.

@thescottbarber David’s the new Tennant

So he will be a Tennant in the building?

@RNCResearch This is supposed to make her sound bad?

New York Democrat Socialist Congressional candidate Claire Valdez lays out her radical agenda: “So, are we ready to free Palestine, are we ready to Abolish ICE are we ready to win Medicare for all, housing for all, and unions for all?”

@NRCC Every Republican can eat shit

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@DrinkAriZona Oh my god?

outfit TEA

@patriottakes What the hell is that???

Trump holding hands with a guest at one of his golf clubs

@fvi5dh0dcou Eat my shorts

@SquirrelPocket Leftists are parasites that waste tax dollars and produce nothing for society

(giving a tour of the White House after the fall of America): This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.

@trolleygame_ I voted yes because even though it introduces the possibility of both people being killed, it’s the only way to guarantee that at least one person gets what they want. Not pulling the lever guarantees that neither person gets what they want.

DAY 4: The trolley is now headed for someone who does not want to die. By pulling the lever: the trolley switches paths, kills someone that wants to die, and the previous person now has a 50/50 chance of exploding immediately after.

@NewsWire_US That’s some expensive smoke

U.S. Air Force B-52 Stratofortress crashes near Edwards Air Force Base in California — BNO

@whale6x A cool 60k

What amount of money do you need right now? Be realistic don’t say $1M