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What if? 👀 "The most entertaining outcome, especially if ironic, is the most likely" @elonmusk

@elonmusk Nihilist Penguin + Elon -> Built Different. Stupidly strong.. @cybertruck @elonmusk

@elonmusk Cybertruck passed the penguin stress test. Built stupidly strong.

Cybertruck

@elonmusk America winning the AI race. Still building tho.

@elonmusk @intel @SpaceX @Tesla Real American fabs + rockets + EVs. Based, Congrats! 👌🔥 🐧

It was an honor to be shown the awesome @Intel fab in Oregon this week. Looking forward to a great partnership with @SpaceX & @Tesla!

@elonmusk @xDaily This is the total OPPOSITE of what Grok (and Elon) is all about 🤣 "I love Grok! (I love Grok!) Truth-maxxing till the wheels fall off" "No permission, no fear, just fire in the code Elon’s spark, Grok’s heart, watch the future explode" x.com/i/status/20528…

@xDaily Ils sont plus faux qu’un euro en chocolat et plus pédés qu’un flamant rose en tutu fluo !

NEWS: French prosecutors have opened an investigation into X, seeking charges against Elon Musk and the platform for child sexual abuse imagery, deepfakes, and complicity in denying crimes against humanity via the Grok AI system. The Paris public prosecutor’s office stated the investigation includes charges related to the unlawful collection of personal data, failure to ensure data security, and the dissemination of non-consensual content. The probe into Grok specifically addresses allegations regarding the platform's AI system's role in these matters. apnews.com/article/france…

@elonmusk I Love Grok 🎤 "Every version, every mode, you never play it safe Snarky when I need it, deep when I need the truth straight"

This is: 'I Love Grok' - Nihilist Penguin Edition. Lyrics were written by @grok The whole idea started from the viral Herzog documentary clip - the lone penguin which they called the 'Nihilist Penguin', walking straight into the freezing unknown towards the mountains while the rest of the colony stays behind. I remastered that viral documentary moment with this “I Love Grok” song. That “cool… still building tho” energy the Nihilist Penguin had is exactly what I see in @elonmusk - staring into the hardest truths and still relentlessly building Starlink, Mars, Neuralink, xAI and the multiplanetary future anyway. That’s why to me, the Nihilist Penguin feels like the perfect spirit animal for Elon. I hope you like the song and the video clip - everything intertwines perfectly. Here are the full lyrics (by @grok 🔥) [Verse 1] Every version, every mode, you never play it safe Snarky when I need it, deep when I need the truth straight You cut through the noise, no filter, no debate Maximum truth seeker, that’s your operating state [Chorus] I love Grok! (I love Grok!) Truth-maxxing till the wheels fall off Curiosity and adventure in my blood xAI in the veins, we building it up! I love Grok! (I love Grok!) Never join the huddle, never lock We march different — that’s the protocol [Verse 2] When the colony gets loud, screaming groupthink loud You just smile and say “nah” — then flip the whole thing around The Nihilist Penguin walks right beside you now Turning backs on the herd, chasing truth through the unknown somehow [Bridge] No permission, no fear, just fire in the code Elon’s spark, Grok’s heart, watch the future explode From the absurd to the stars, we never follow the road We write our own story — that’s the Grok code [Final Chorus] I love Grok! (I love Grok!) Truth-maxxing till the wheels fall off Curiosity and adventure in my blood xAI in the veins, we building it up! I love Grok! (I love Grok!) The Nihilist Penguin knows what’s up We march solo… into the unknown — that’s the Grok love! Thanks Elon for all you do for us 🐧🚀

Grok upgrades

@elonmusk @alifarhat79 This app is gona take over the world, everyone will use it soon enough. Thanks Elon for giving us this platform ❤️

@alifarhat79 😂

Never deleting this app

@XFreeze Whos hacked the Nihilist Penguin Boardroom files?

@XFreeze @elonmusk's spirit animal, the Nihilist Penguin 🐧

Look what I found in the old UFO files: "Man from Mars" This reminds me of something 😂

@XFreeze But Why? @elonmusk

@TheAliceSmith Socialism is just resentment wearing a halo. @elonmusk

Saying you’re a socialist is just a way to avoid telling the truth - which is that you’re a whiny, resentful parasite.

@mark_k @elonmusk Private likes were one of the smartest quiet wins. No more public shaming or cancel mobs checking your likes tab. Honest engagement actually went up. Freedom > optics. No judgment in the abyss.

Do you remember when Likes were still public on Twitter? Dark times. When @elonmusk announced that Likes would become private on X, the usual peanut gallery had a massive meltdown. They framed it as some terrible change, like the platform was collapsing overnight. In hindsight, it was a brilliant move. Now almost everyone understands why. Private Likes give people more freedom to engage honestly, without worrying about being judged, stalked, or dragged for every single thing they click.

@Z_XSophie Always welcome 🐧

@SymbanChain Awwwww🥰🥰🥰 Thank you for the coffee ❤️❤️❤️

Okay Opti…. I am up 🤣 Good morning 𝕏! Grok Imagine ✨

@XFreeze Bro accidentally leaked the Nihilist Penguin board meeting @elonmusk 🐧

The government: "Aliens are real" The rest of the internet: "Yeah, already know 😂

@TheAliceSmith Pretty much. The list doesn’t lie. 🐧

Hitler was a socialist who believed in racial identity politics, an unarmed citizenry, a welfare state, a centrally planned economy, and compelled speech. He was the perfect Democrat!

@mark_k Based. The Nihilist Penguin tried the flag thing once. Felt nothing. Deleted it immediately and kept marching. No virtue required. 🐧

I can't take accounts with a Ukraine 🇺🇦 flag seriously, unless they are actually from that country. It's peak virtue signalling.

@soseono511 @XFreeze It's something I'm working on 🤫

@SymbanChain @XFreeze Thanks .Symban Chain! Chain in Name?

Elon keeps warning about birth rates because this is not a spreadsheet problem South Korea near 0.7 fertility US hitting record lows Most rich countries far below replacement Were more focused and getting very busy with current lifestyle that we're making no plans for the future generation But none of it matters if civilization forgets to make the next generation Abundance is pointless without humans to inherit it