Tom Pate

@UziCryptoo Because landlords rent out properties at a financial loss🙄

The average US mortgage is $250,000 at 7% over 30 years. Total repayment? $598,000. You borrow $250K and pay back $598K. $348,000 straight to the bank. For nothing. Then you pay to fix up the house. Stuff breaks. You pay insurance monthly. Property taxes every year. 3–6% in realtor fees when you sell. And we act like renting is throwing money away. There is a strong argument for renting.

@FloRacing "I expect this to be covered under warranty"

⚠️ Spectator race gone wrong at Colorado National

@officer_Lew Sometimes karma just beats the ever-loving hell out of you 😂

WATCH🚨: One of the wildest “fuck around and find out” moments just dropped in Korean MMA. 😳😳😳

@Loverism__ It looks like what it is, a creepy animatronic mannequin.

Sex robots are about to hit the market…finally, no more chasing women

@Jexxie Shows what you know, you wouldn't believe how many hot, yet somehow single, women follow me😂

Your account has no personality and your content sucks.

A Norwegian woman has collected nearly 2,000 used condoms since 2010 and displays them on her bedroom wall along with a picture of the donor She doesn't plan on stopping either as she intends to collect 10,000 total

@RGRyan777 Used one when we were without power for so long after Helen. Really makes you appreciate the modern marvel that is Mr. Coffee.

Could you use this if you had to?

@Amy_90_x Got a pair with holsters for Christmas back in the seventies and wore them to kindergarten for show-and-tell. Just imagine the shit-storm that would cause today.

Was this your childhood?

@nexta_tv Looks like it was trying to go on a murder spree.

🤖 In China, a robot went out of control and nearly injured dancers Fortunately, the machine was quickly restrained.

@Kalshi So will I get to revert to my twenties or am I stuck in this vintage shitbox? 😂

JUST IN: Russia to develop "world's first" anti-aging vaccine

@jonbrooks The rise and fall of the McMansion? I'm GenX and wouldn't want it either.

Nobody wants a 3,500 sq ft boomer house. Gen Z doesn't want it. Millennials can't afford it. Foreign buyers are gone. These homes are becoming stranded assets. And there are thousands of them sitting on the market right now.

@forallcurious Who could have guessed that evaporating shit from China and inhaling it could have negative consequences.

#BREAKING🚨: Vaping has officially been linked to rare and irreversible ling disease

@BreannaMorello We just assumed everyone knew of the evil that lives in the red clay.

To my southern friends, How come none of you warned me about fire ants?! You guys know I’m from New York and don’t get out much! 😂

@hfrpodcast And to accommodate the anticipated increase in demand they're going to gut out the middle of dining room and install a McFeeding Trough.

BREAKING: McDonald’s has released a $65 monthly subscription that will grant customers unlimited food.

Spirit, hear me out. Rebrand and have spooky flights.

@beinlibertarian If I get a lump sum for the thirty eight years and counting that they've taken it from me to add to the 401k account then yes.

Everyone is talking about the National Debt But nobody is offering solutions. So here goes… If Social Security were optional, would you opt out?

@GOP_is_Gutless Don't put that in your mouth, you've no idea where it's been.

🚨 WATCH THIS 😂 Local Democrat Party Chairwoman who identifies as a DOG… gets attacked by a dog. You literally cannot make this up. Peak 2026 liberal insanity! #Democrats #IdentifyAsDog #WhatCouldGoWrong

@miles_commodore I was a teenage genius..... I don't know what happened.

Looking back on when I was 22 years old I realize now how stupid I was. I didn’t know anything about anything.

@FiredUpCoug How about starting off the next sequel with Han-Solo waking up in a cold sweat next to a pregnant Princess Leia, telling her she wouldn't believe the awful dream he just had.

How Disney can save the Star Wars franchise in two simple steps: 1) Declare that Kathleen Kennedy's sequel trilogy is non-cannon. 2) Replace it with Timothy Zahn's trilogy.

@Teslaconomics "Even if" implies it's capable of doing it more, so what all would it be capable of? Laundry? Dishes?

Even if Optimus were limited to performing only these 10 tasks, Tesla’s $30,000 target price would still be an absolute bargain