Stephen Newhand

@roachkoach Forgive me if this has been addressed already, but I'm working my way through the back catalog on Spotify and I've noticed episode 308 and 334 are missing

Oren survives alone. No banner. No brotherhood. No mercy. If Solid Snake walked a medieval road and carried the rage of The Hound, you’d get something close. The Unwoven Sceptre is available now. a.co/d/04U4b0YE #EpicFantasy #AntiHero #BrokenProtagonist #LoneWolf

48k words into the next book! So excited to bring this out of the shadows! #romantasy #darkfantasy #PetalsandPoison #TwistedHeartsAndDarkness

@614clinton For everyone trying to figure it out. Its a seeing eye dog. The surgery failed, and he's blind. You can repay me by buying my book a.co/d/01Lmd59x

I got laser eye surgery today. The surgeon came in a little bit afterwards and asked me if I wanted the good news or the bad news first. I said, "I'll take the good news first." The surgeon said, "Well, you're about to get a new dog!”

@BuffaloBills You fired the wrong fucking guy. If we had wide receivers who could catch a turd dropping into a toilet we would've blown out the Broncos. I dont recall McD saying WRs "aren't a priority". Fuck Beane. I bet he's secretly a Chiefs fan.

@UrinatingTree Maybe they're waiting for him to hire a coach, and then show him the door too?

Good. Now fire Beane.

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Getting kind of of sick of Yungblud getting shoved down my throat. He's dollar store brand Billy Idol and doesn't know how to spell his name.

If I had a dollar for every day I didnt get to write this book, I'd have a lot more time to sit down and write this book.

@trustcoband Your Love, More Than a Dream? You guys going for a style change, or someone hack your spotify?

@DeathMetalV Is this loss?

@gamestop I don't see bodily organs on that list

Mark your calendars

@CTWpod Yes.

Where do you place the blame in the Dolphins’ loss? Here’s who I blame (in order): 1. Joe Brady 2. Brandon Beane 3. Sean McDermott 4. Josh Allen

@JoshCashman_ Big if true

BOOM 🔥🔥🔥

@CTWpod Can't lose to the chiefs in the playoffs if the chiefs dont make it to the playoffs!

Happy AWAKEN day to all of those who celebrate.

@ADoseofBuckley So you're stating they're all still at... Heaven's Gate?

Hey everyone, bad news... I got raptured. I was the only one. They let me keep my phone, but I'm now in Heaven's waiting room. They're REALLY slow, still processing deaths from 1997. Apparently no one up here wants to work in admin so they can't find anyone to speed things up.

Last week: "vaccines cause autism" This week: "tylenol causes autism" Next week: "the only way to prevent autism is forcing your kid to work 18 hours shifts in a coal mine"

@NickMercerVO @Ashley_T_Acting Well first off its kinda weird that seeing the word fascist makes you think of Charlie Kirk. Secondly, he didnt outright say he's a fascist, but his rhetoric and ideals sure align with them. Sooo, if it talks like a goose, looks like a goose, and steps like a goose...

@Ashley_T_Acting Was Charlie Kirk a fascist?

I'm doing a follow cleanse. So without further ado. Fuck fascism Black lives matter LGBTQ+ 💜 Fuck the corporations Fuck the 1% Resist corruption ✊ Migrants welcome Fuck sexism Gun control is desperately needed Abortion is healthcare Have a super day 😁

@ADoseofBuckley I check on my seaman often. Incidentally I am no longer welcome in twenty seven public libraries and one cost-co.

A happy 26th Birthday to the Sega Dreamcast today! Don't forget to check in on your Seaman... I'm sure he's still ok, right?