TimLyons

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TimLyons

@TimLyons

Follow me on Facebook, I tweet a lot of funny videos. Listen to Improv is Dead!

Chicago, IL Sumali Temmuz 2008

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TimLyons@TimLyons·12 Oca

Extremely grateful for all the bits I got to do as Alan on #TheBigLeap this season! Loved every second of playing this (lovable?) lil weirdo.

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TimLyons@TimLyons·22 Ağu

TikTok is censoring this video because of sword play. Also because my shirt is open. Let’s show them that swords won’t be censored.

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TimLyons@TimLyons·22 Tem

Trying out stand up for the first time

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Dan White@atdanwhite·13 Nis

Seeing things clearly now.

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TimLyons@TimLyons·8 Oca

*Me using a vacuum my mom has had and used her entire life* My mom: oh my god what is that noise!?

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TimLyons@TimLyons·27 Ara

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Netflix execs tell screenwriters to have characters “announce what they’re doing so that viewers who have a program on in the background can follow along” They also have thousands of micro-genres including “casual viewing” which is used for movies/TV that go down best when you’re not paying attention. (Source: nplusonemag.com/issue-49/essay…)

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TimLyons@TimLyons·6 Ara

Not sure if gingers have souls but I know that if we kill someone in a dream they die in real life.

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TimLyons@TimLyons·28 Kas

All my cousins banging on the bathroom door 40 minutes after dinner, shit filling up their pants. My legs are asleep, my ass cheeks are red and I'm 30 minutes into a perfect Balatro run on my phone. I can't stop now. I won't stop now.

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TimLyons@TimLyons·16 Eki

This one’s for all the spooky girlies this spooky season based on the spooky witches getting down in the 2015 spooky movie The Witch.

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TimLyons@TimLyons·10 Eki

Sucks that I can wake up from a beautiful, tragic, life changing dream knowing that it’s meaningless and only happened because I ate red sauce the night before.

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TimLyons@TimLyons·3 Eki

@atdanwhite To know they are locked is to try and unlock them.

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Dan White@atdanwhite·3 Eki

@TimLyons I always promise not to try anything weird with the dogs and the kennels are locked anyway so I couldn’t if I wanted to (I don’t)

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TimLyons@TimLyons·3 Eki

Wouldn’t let this pervert sleep anywhere near my dog.

Dan White@atdanwhite

Travel hack: Rather than pay full price for a hotel room, I book a night at a “dog hotel” intended for short-term boarding (40-50% price of human hotels). Then when I show up I pretend to be confused/angry. After enough pleading they usually let me sleep in one of the kennels.

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Calvero@calvero_sings·1 Eki

The music video for my new song "anything you want" is out today! directed by @conortheconor, DP by daniel clark & edited by anthony tocchio feat. @kstud @joekjoek @joemcadam @2tonbug @eyyitslisa & more :)

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Dan White@atdanwhite·30 Eyl

Chicago! Doing 2 live shows on Thursday! 7:30pm | @iochicago 10pm | Logan Square Improv Tix: linktr.ee/improvisdead

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TimLyons@TimLyons·25 Eyl

@EddieKlink @jonahformayor @ImprovIsDead @iochicago @atdanwhite This is super similar but I get that.

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FUDGECAST@ImprovIsDead·20 Eyl

Hey CHICAGO! We're doing some unplugged and perved out live shows Oct. 3rd @iochicago at 7:30 pm and then at 10 pm Logan Square Improv! Grab a tickets for either show here linktr.ee/improvisdead

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TimLyons@TimLyons·25 Eyl

@jonahformayor @ImprovIsDead @iochicago @atdanwhite We were consistently letting down chocolate fans.

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jonah@jonahformayor·21 Eyl

@ImprovIsDead @iochicago @atdanwhite @TimLyons I'm old enough to remember when this just meant Fudge

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TimLyons@TimLyons·9 Eyl

@IAmEcw Appreciate this very much! Thanks buddy!

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Eric "Only KC Cares" West@IAmEcw·9 Eyl

@TimLyons Wishing you a fantabulous day and I hope your year only gets better 🎂📈

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Dan White@atdanwhite·8 Ağu

I love this show! Can’t wait for everyone to see it in November 🚑

NBC Entertainment@nbc

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TimLyons@TimLyons·8 Ağu

Anyone else accidentally spelling it "HOTTOTO" when singing it out loud?

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TimLyons@TimLyons·22 Tem

I spent $96 on Hinge roses last week and sent them all within 5 min. So far haven’t heard back from anyone but I know this is what it takes. As soon as I get paid this week, I’m excited up the ante to $200 and put myself out there once again! I’m destined to be deleted!!!

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@atdanwhite @conortheconor @kstud @joekjoek @2tonbug @eyyitslisa @iochicago @jonahformayor