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Directors’ Cup Updates
Directors’ Cup Updates@Direct_Cupdates·
Feeling silly on this April Fools day but this is no joke! Here is a sneak peek at the Top 10 rankings as they will be once March Madness is complete. The rankings are set. Texas and Michigan can add up to 17 points.
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Sandi Bachom 📹
Sandi Bachom 📹@sandibachom·
#ETTD Iran is now in charge of the Straights of Hormuz. They weren't before. they're going to charge $1 million a ship as a toll. Nice job Jared. And oh, the Epstein files are still coming out and there's new evidence about Trump and a 13 year old. And oh, gas is $4 a gallon
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Austen Allred
Austen Allred@Austen·
Credit where credit is due: The United Airlines app is very good. I didn’t think an airline was capable of being this thoughtful.
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Jo
Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
@WhiteHouse What psalm is “grab em by the pussy” again? 🧐
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Jo
Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
In honor of April Fool’s Day, a reminder to all the MAGA shidiots who told me to “cry harder” after the 2024 election… He promised you no more foreign wars and now we’re putting boots on the ground in Iran. He promised you $2.00 gas, it’s now over $4. He promised you tariff checks that never came, lower grocery prices that have since gone up, and millions of Epstein files he never released. He fooled you all because you wanted to believe a pathological liar conman felon gave a shit about you, when he never has and never will. So, today, I lift a glass filled to the brim with your salty tears and I say, cry harder stupids. Cry. Fucking. Harder.
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Gramps
Gramps@GrandpaHarris65·
The people who think protesters are being paid are the same people who think ears grow back with a maxi-pad.
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Markell Johnson Burner
Markell Johnson Burner@MJB_18990·
Godspeed to Christina Koch, the Artemis II Astronaut launching to the moon for the first time in 54 years, also an NC State graduate!!
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Virgo's Groove
Virgo's Groove@LoveAlwaysAvi·
It was an absolute pleasure having you on my flight @JoeBiden, take care!
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Thursday
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ThePatrioticBlonde🇺🇸
ThePatrioticBlonde🇺🇸@ImBreckWorsham·
37 U.S. troops were just killed by an IRGC strike on UAE. Fuck you, Trump. 🖕
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MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸
MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸@MAGACult2·
People who make $700 an hour have convinced people who make $25 an hour that everything is the fault of people making $7 an hour.
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Alex Rosinski
Alex Rosinski@WiscyBusiness·
Schedule News: North Carolina and Georgia have agreed to a home and home series starting on Friday November 13th in Chapel Hill. Return game in Athens in the 28-29 season.
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