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@FATFUCKINGCHUD1 i mean youre still here so thats a 100% alive rate

I have 0% win rate on every single thing I do

@sunetzz_ can you do me tmr at 2 pm i have a pitch deck

jerking you off in my mind so if you feel a little tingle down there just know that that was me

@Sixrande first date opening move set

@communicat1022 was this one marinating in the drafts or straight off the dome ??

My mom put my cum sock to wash with my sisters ovulation soaked undies and I cant tell her we’re now in the realm of an incestoid homunculus who is colonizing through the secret breeding chemical in tide pods. Because its my dna in the homunculus. It’s my son who will kill us all

@phi1odendron i think thats bug 4

my dad came home and said "come look at this weird bug ive never seen one like it before" yeah me too bro. what is that

@FuneralDrinker puffing on the used ball meat pack is crazy work

Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend

@0xCE7E5 my life is like stardew (the beginning part before the farm)

stardew valley is real if you're ensouled enough

shake shack is so good that shit must give you cancer

@Snailington_ would they ever interact in nature ?

What. What is that. What what what what.

@cryst6ls goated opening convo topic

i suck at first dates i be like my dad is Dead

@awawawhoami got that dirty in my cup (soda)

we are in neither the chinese nor the american century, we are experiencing something much worse: the mormon century

@somethings_awry double gochjang fish sauce ice cream sandwich with grabba on a roll

Here's a bunch of words never strung together before. Brown butter gochujang salted chocolate chunk cookie sandwich with homemade vanilla bean and gochujang fudge ice cream and a drizzle of salted fish sauce caramel.

@papajoolia courtroom sketch of The Incident

my artistic rendition of the giant raccoon I woke up to in my window at 4am because I couldn't get my phone out fast enough to take a pic

@shittyshiv they should make a movie about that

all roads lead back to an everything bagel with cream cheese

@itsbighonkin i mean getting huge pile of dirt as a kid is like 1.5 halloweens or 0.75 christmases

when I was 5 my parents got a huge pile of dirt delivered to the house for landscaping and before they spread it around they told me I could play in it so I put on the prettiest dress I had for such a glorious occasion and I was deeply offended when they told me to change

@computer1010101 scroll tiktok till ur brain becomes mushy that works too

Every single time A thought about being loved even slightly occurs to me I rock my head back and forth really fast to get rid of it and if that doesn't work I just hit my head really hard on a nearby surface

@REFUSERADIO he thought he was talking to claude

thanks dad

@dumbassghoul over saturated degree should have done a double major in gooning and polisci. see u at starbucks #chud

i’m currently studying at chopped university with a major in chudmaxxing

@bestbuddy1998 is this real please be honest

Just saw this outside my window

@JifStuff no mandate of heaven for u :P

I'm sorry.