not that guy pal

mfs be rappin the worst bars so confident 😔

Next level anti homeless architecture

how is this real

If you could assemble the dopest starter trio across all 10 gens, which trio would you choose?

Flight status update: Why are we treated like slaves and criminals when we fly? Why is it such a miserable experience?

I mean, we can be honest. She can write lyrics, she can sing, and she has good, catchy songs, the kind label executives drool over, which is all great. The issue is not Meghan’s talent, it is that she currently does not have the artist “look” and in the pop world the “look” is unfortunately important. At times, it can even be more important than the music.

I went to a white trash wedding with my ex wife years ago. She’s a very tall beautiful blonde woman so she was always getting attention from dudes. The grooms dad noticed her and like locked onto her. He kept hitting on her and insulting me. Like “hey hot stuff what are you doing with this short guy” This fucker was probably 60ish and had a mouth that looked like Gary Busey. I started getting really annoyed and thought should I just follow him into the bathroom and smack him? I ultimately decided to let it go. If I picked a fight with the grooms dad I’ll probably get my ass kicked by the wedding party. And he was just old. At the reception he comes up to me with a $20 bill and said go get me a drink. I was fucking furious and replied “fuck you, you buck toothed son of a bitch” I crumbled the money into a ball and threw it. He huffed a little and took off. A minute later his groom son started flipping out and threw a very sloppy punch which I easily ducked and a wall of people broke it up. The bride claimed she was injured during this. She called an ambulance for attention and they wrapped her foot up. I didn’t press charges when the cops came because I would be pissed too if my dad said someone was fucking with him, even though that was a complete lie. The next morning my ex wife’s friend was like “Nate had a lucky night, he found a crumbled up $20 bill at the reception.” The bride ended up cheating on that guy with a male stripper a few years later and DMed me asking me to testify about my “assault” in court so she would look better when she divorced this guy. And that my friends, is a white trash wedding.