not that guy pal

Chickorita, sprigato and piplup

@LaGrecca333 @lookeron247 You should be mad at your kid not at the LEO keeping you safe.

@lookeron247 I told my son to do that he’s 10 and put in his backpack. It’s a toy from a toy store, it’s a COMB for your hair.

I just flew from California back to Boston and my 10 year old son bought a toy switchblade knife that is actually a comb. He had it taken by a TSA officer and she couldn’t open it so had to get help. This is a child’s toy. He was so upset that they were going to take it. After much deliberation and having him have to show them how to open it, they let him have it, only after they took it to inspect further. Don’t even get me started on the delays…..traveling right now is beyond ridiculous.

@biggestlargestt fr these could totally be megan moroney lyrics

If she went country she would Be a star

Been there before lol

@alienspacebaby hey you

@IM_YARA4 She thought she was slick talking about “life pulled us…” bitch you was awful and god removed you from his life cause he knew your ungrateful ass didn’t deserve him

@alienspacebaby I loved true blood

If I was Tara & Lafayette tbh I would not be friends w sookie anymore bc how is sookie telling Eric he’s not even next scene is them packing up leaving town in fear of him

@EskarleT_09 I’ll take a snivy in sinnoh

El mundo Pokémon existe y te invitan a viajar a el. (Es como en el anime) Dime tú inicial y la región y yo te doy su set (NO PUEDE ser legendario, ni singular, ni ultraente). Debe estar sin evolucionar y vale cualquier Pokémon que cumpla los requisitos. Responde o cita el post

@F0ODHub Milk

What drink goes best with this?

@alienspacebaby You’re beautiful

Hard day today

@Peko_girlboss Pokémon green

quick, name a pokemon game from before the switch era

@BatVibes Rayausxa and mew

Pick 2 to PROTECT you. The rest are ATTACKING. What Legendaries/Mythics combination are you rolling with and why?

@TheFonzPart @biggestlargestt @Peko_girlboss No you’re just an idiot, simple as

@nrmwrld @paleonormie You trying to move the goalpost lol

@paleonormie The only people careful enough to use an e-bike are parents using one to take their kid to school (me). They’re the only ones with enough safety-promoting incentives. Should be illegal for everyone else

I hate being a cop but e-bikes have got to go man They’ve evolved from a fun toy into a horrible off road mobility scooter for Walmart humans

@CharmanderChief 4 because by that point we had hgss so technically only gen 3 Pokémon that aren’t in gen 4 get deleted

🚨 POKÉMON ELIMINATION GAME 🚨 You can ONLY keep ONE generation. The rest are permanently deleted. No transfers. No remakes. Gone. 1️⃣ Gen 1 (Kanto) 2️⃣ Gen 2 (Johto) 3️⃣ Gen 3 (Hoenn) 4️⃣ Gen 4 (Sinnoh) 5️⃣ Gen 5 (Unova) 6️⃣ Gen 6 (Kalos) 7️⃣ Gen 7 (Alola) 8️⃣ Gen 8 (Galar) 9️⃣ Gen 9 (Paldea) No explanations.

@TheFonzPart @rasenburst @Peko_girlboss That’s not what replay means entirely though you both are giving examples or replayable games. For example, gta 5 is super replayable because the added content and the robustness of the single player format. Angry bird was replayable because you started a new game every time.

@rasenburst @Peko_girlboss Replay As in start the game over and replay it

The pokemon legends games are good, but they have 0 replay value Since the story relies on you doing EVERYTHING, catching, battling, the side quests, you’re just doing the exact same thing upon replay I dunno if I’m articulating it well, but like, they’re 1 time experiences

@danielcberk @GustavS @Spotify Bruh what? Stop letting your kids dictate you back when we had cds and cassettes I just listened to what my dad had.

Thank you Gustav! These are viable workarounds, but the ability to toggle the entire account without going into the settings would be a huge gamechanger, particularly with how often we (parents) are switching back and forth between listening to our music and our kids' music. I'm sure you know. The playlist option only works if I know the songs I'm going to play in advance and have them all tidied up before hand, but usually I'm picking music (or my children are) in no real order. Thanks for responding! I'd love to advise on how to improve this (no charge, I just want it to be optimal for the millions of parents like me in the same boat) Let me know!

Spotify needs to release a “kids” setting so I can play all the songs my kids listen to without it affecting my own Discovery algorithm. Insane that I can’t do this already. My Discover Weekly is just nursery songs and Moana. @Spotify please fix this.

@flexinja Gotta read your lease bro

as a 30 year old man, this is the first month i genuinely can’t afford rent after 6 years since moving out is there a way to get a grace period til i get paid by Twitch on the 15th next month or am i cooked? rent due on the 1st. anyone that’s been in a similar spot lmk, ty.

@YusufAsunmogejo Sounds like bullshit

I have tried to ignore this trend. But my people keep tagging me to it. Let me just say a few things since they want to know why. First and foremost, shaving off the hair of a new born is rooted in our religion. And we practice it because we believe the Creator knows the best way to start a life. Once you accept that, then the logic and wisdom behind it fall into place. Shaving the head on the seventh day is a total reset for the child. The prophet (peace be upon him) said: أَمِيطُوا عَنْهُ الأَذَى which means "Remove from him the harm." That word “Aza” is what people translate as dirt, but it means so much more. It refers to anything that is a burden, an uncleanness, or a lingering weight. When people say that first hair is dirt, what they mean is that the hair it is soaked in womb fluids and birth oils for nine months. It is residue from a life that is finished. So, removing it is a physical and spiritual transition that lets the child start with a clean slate. It is like washing away the remnants of the past so the child can be fully present in this world. Apart from that, there are health benefits to it. A quick research I made revealed to me that the birth hair is usually vellus hair, which is thin and temporary. It often traps old skin and cradle cap that can make the scalp uncomfortable for the baby. Leaving it means the permanent hair has to fight through all that old buildup to grow. So when they tell you to shave the hair of a new born, it is like clearing a field before you plant new seeds. You remove the old grass so the new crop has the best chance to be strong. It’s a wisdom that says choose the long term health of the scalp over the short term vanity of birth curls. As you can see the mum is so amazed of the baby’s hair curls. Again the Prophet (peace be upon him) was said to weigh the hair and give its value in silver to the poor. The lesson here is in the value and charity that starts before the child can even speak. It teaches the parents to see their child as a gift to the community and it anchors the child in a system of gratitude. It shows that even the smallest part of a person has a worth that can be used to help someone else. So when someone mocks the tradition, they are only looking at the surface level. As Muslims, we are looking at a purification process that sets the whole life in order. It is about the wisdom of the collective and the discipline of our faith. As a concluding statement, we care more about the roots than the leaves. Allah knows best.