Matt Watters

“I am only too conscious of having failed the son of God, and all that I’m supposed to be, but I hope that when I go there for judgement that I will hear from Him these words: ‘I heard my mother speak of you.’” -Blessed Fulton Sheen

@Boilerman2019 I had this every morning before school growing up. Probably why I couldn’t sit still.

Why the fuck does this work? And why the hell does it taste so damn good? 😍

@dr_ericberg Wait, wait, wait … candy bars are processed?

4/ Candy Bars Candy bars are highly processed, combining sugar, refined chocolate, oils, and artificial additives. They provide minimal nutrients, trigger insulin spikes, promote inflammation, and contribute to long-term metabolic issues.

Not all food is real food. Many everyday staples are engineered with chemicals and fillers. Here are 5 of the worst ultra-processed factory foods, and why they’re damaging your health: 1/ Ketchup 🧵

@JMJ4USA Well, thank you, Christine! Happy NY to you and yours as well. We are great ... and I pray you are as well. God Bless you!

@boy5ive Happy New Year dearest Matthew!! I pray that you and your family are well!! May Our Good Lord Bless You and your family and your artistic endeavors this 2026! 🙏💙🕊️ Christine

Happy feast of St. André Bessette, the humble doorkeeper & Miracle Man of Montreal! Devoted to St. Joseph, he built a basilica through faith & prayer, bringing healing to thousands. May his example inspire us to trust God in our weakness. St. André Bessette, pray for us! @SrTeresam #Catholic #FeastDay

@michaeljknowles @sanderson1611 Bordering on genius … this response.

@sanderson1611 Your affectionate uncle, Screwtape

Catholicism is the most effeminate religion ever. They pray to a female deity. Priests are celibate soy boys. They depict Jesus as a long-haired effeminate. It's hard to understand how hair-legged men could embrace such a queer bait religion.

Happy feast day to these two beauties! St. Lucy, pray for us and especially for my little Lucy! @SrTeresam

The free market has finally caught up to my way of thinking.

Sailed to India, Moluccas, Japan. Baptized over 30,000 souls. Died on a beach gazing at China, longing to preach there. Total legend. St. Francis Xavier, Pray for us! artwork available at Etsy.com/shop/matthewwa…

@GenZMultifamily About $399,992.

To all of the people who complain they cant afford a house and spend their whole lives yelling we need affordable housing... What is stopping you from packing your bags, moving 7 miles outside of Nashville, and buying this 3 Bed 2 bath house for $400,000? Great neighborhood, .33 acres, safe area. You can afford a house, you just cant afford your dream house.

Belated happy feast day to St. Margaret of Scotland! Went from being an English refugee princess to queen of Scotland, had 8 kids, and still found time to feed orphans and turn the royal palace into a soup kitchen/prayer hub. St. Margaret, pray for us! @SrTeresam

Happy Saint Day to Mother Cabrini, the fearless patroness of immigrants! Her boundless love built hospitals, schools, & hope for the forgotten. #StFrancesCabrini #SaintsDay #ImmigrantSaint #CatholicArt @SrTeresam Artwork available at etsy.com/shop/MatthewWa…

@SrTeresam Hey, you got a second job?

Another day, another tow truck drive.

@Joeinblack This is the best! Happy Birthday dad ... you are loved.

After Mom died, I asked dad if he wanted to move into the rectory with me, and he agreed. His first night in the rectory, the emergency line rang at 2:30 AM. I jumped out of bed and threw my Cassock on and opened my bedroom door to find dad standing there with his rosary and iPad in hand. He has joined me for every hospice, hospital, and death call since he moved in with me. He stays in the car and prays his rosary, and if I take too long, he plays sudoku. This is the man I was blessed to grow up with, a man he has spent 89 years becoming. This is the man I model my life after. Fidelity, service, strength under control, sacrifice…all of that and more. Happy birthday dad. I love you so very much.

@TNTJohn1717 Pastor … what kind of hatred compelled you to write this post?

Oh boy, Father Joseph, let me give you some friendly counsel. So, a “couple hours of confessions,” huh? Translation: you sat there like a holy vending machine while folks lined up to drop their nickels of sin in exchange for a priestly “absolution” candy bar. Problem is, the Bible doesn’t hand you that job description—it gave that one to the High Priest up yonder (Hebrews 7:25). You’re not the middleman; you’re the guy standing in the middle pretending to be the middleman. Then it’s off to a wedding, sprinkle some Latin pixie dust, and boom—marriage license “validated.” Hustle back for three baby baptisms? More like three wet heads and three sets of parents convinced their kid got a golden ticket into heaven. You might as well give ‘em a lifetime membership card to Rome’s religious country club while you’re at it. Problem is, John 3:7 still says “Ye must be born again,” not “ye must be sprinkled at six weeks old.” And then, cap it off with the 4 o’clock Mass—bread and wine magically turned into God Himself, with you holding the wand. That’s not “a lot of joy,” Father, that’s a full-blown circus. And you’re the ringmaster in the collar. Advice? You don’t need more hustle; you need more Gospel. Put down the wafers, pick up the Book, and start pointing folks to the One Mediator (1 Tim. 2:5). Because when the curtain drops on your joyride, it won’t be “Father Joe” in the spotlight—it’ll be Jesus Christ, and He doesn’t share His stage with anybody.

On this feast of Our Lady of Sorrows, amid the sorrow of recent political violence like the tragic assassination of Charlie Kirk, we seek her intercession for peace. As Kirk wisely said: "We don’t talk about Mary enough, we don’t venerate her enough... Mary is the solution." May we honor her by turning to her example of faith and resilience. 🙏 #OurLadyOfSorrows #CharlieKirk

Beautiful.

@FrGoyo I would argue that he’s “gaining” everything.

A famous Spanish influencer with 700k followers is leaving everything behind to become a priest.

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This me when my wife keeps adding new people to pray for when saying grace.