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There is no putting the Bitcoin genie back in the bottle.

@ashkncapital @STO_alerts @coinbureau

@cachesensitive @STO_alerts @coinbureau So simple wow

⚠️GOOGLE SAYS A QUANTUM ATTACK ON BITCOIN TAKES JUST 9 MINS WITH A 41% SUCCESS RATE Google's quantum team now says cracking Bitcoin may require less than 500K qubits, far below the “millions” once assumed. Research suggests an attack could take 9mins, faster than a typical 10-min block confirmation, giving a 41% success rate. Google now flags 2029 as a key deadline to upgrade Bitcoin’s cryptography before quantum becomes a real threat.

@RightPulseNewss Why tf would they?! x.com/i/status/20389…

🚨BREAKING: Would you support Canada becoming the 51st U.S. state? YES or NO?

@ashkncapital @STO_alerts @coinbureau If you're too retarded to sell any Bitcoin on the way up when it went from, 1k to 20k, 3k to 69k, and 15k to 126k, then you deserve to be stupid enough to still use 2014 cult insults lol. You buy it down, sell it up, and keep a hold stash. This isn't complicated cult boy.

@cachesensitive @STO_alerts @coinbureau Cult so tarded. "Rule 1 dont sell ur bitcoin" also them "we get to buy it 50% cheaper" with what money lol

Be gone Quantum FUD.

@LauraBabcock Aren't you Canadian?

FINALLY A GENRAL STRIKE IN USA! No School. No work. No shopping. SHUT IT DOWN. #May1

Nice to see a rational take based on logic and facts among all the FUD freaks.

@caprioleio Except it will. Just like every previous cycle, despite all the previous FUD.

Bitcoin will likely never make a new ATH until Bitcoin Core takes Quantum risk seriously.

@ashkncapital @STO_alerts @coinbureau Fuck sakes it was 1k a minute ago. These cycle pulls backs are awesome. We get to buy back almost twice the Bitcoin sold over 100k and keep the difference. This is exactly how Bitcoin has moved for 4 cycles. Don't be a drama queen.

@STO_alerts @coinbureau Time for what?? Every bullish scenario happened to bitcoin. Meanwhile:

@matthe1972 @LawrenceLepard @Malikas_Friend @LynAldenContact @HodlFlorida @Pledditor @LukeGromen @JoshMandell6 ... if you're a drama queen.

@LawrenceLepard @Malikas_Friend @LynAldenContact @HodlFlorida @Pledditor @LukeGromen @JoshMandell6 No, the 2-4million “lost key coins” are NOT fine. The cannot be moved to Q resistent wallet adresses as there is no active user. We will never rech consensus on freezing those coins. They will enter the market and the fear of that will be crushing.

Did y'all see this? I'm interested in hearing your thoughts @LynAldenContact @LawrenceLepard @HodlFlorida @Pledditor @LukeGromen @JoshMandell6

@RhoRider So you don't think Bitcoin is going to keep going up on price over the next 10 years and onward? Good luck with that.

This is 100% going to be in the future documentary on the $MSTR collapse, shown during the montage as the Ponzi enters the death spiral into absurdity phase

@scottmelker Is that really what they said or did you add in the Bitcoin part?

NEW: 🚨 GOOGLE RESEARCH FINDS QUANTUM COMPUTERS COULD BREAK BITCOIN, ETHEREUM, AND MOST MAJOR BLOCKCHAINS SOONER THAN EXPECTED

@TheDesertLynx Yeah I understand why you resort to the lowest common denominator reply. It's ok.

@cachesensitive Exit liquidity confirmed.

Bitcoin's biggest voice is using all the same scammy, exploitative tactics to generate exit liquidity on a literal Ponzi scheme. He's literally headlining the largest Bitcoin conference in the world a few weeks from now. Bitcoiners, you'll own this when everything crashes.

@TheMidnightP0et @ztisdale Travel more and educate yourself. I've been all around and Canada is one of the best on earth.

@cachesensitive @ztisdale nope. 3rd world people dont want to pay $5000 rent or $1 million for a rotten old house, or $100 for a bag of groceries… and also live in a frozen cold tundra. Bullshit.

When Canada becomes the 51st State we get to drop French as an official language.

@TheDesertLynx They certainly aren't particularly on the side that dismisses billions in Bitcoin purchased by selling stocks which essentially means ZERO debt. All those BTC acquired with zero up front captital. Tell me, if BTC hits a modest 300k over the next 7 yrs, are Strategy in trouble?

@cachesensitive Why ignore the $6.8 billion dollar hole on top of that, just to break even (if you ignore all the other expenses)? Seriously, they aren't sending their best here.

@mark_slapinski You and the radical right should all go hash it out on a remote island so the normal people can live in peace without your constant efforts to promote division & hate.

The Radical Racist Right is so DESPARATE to smear me they will resort to making stuff up. Fake tweets, false accusations, even AI-generated videos. Bunch of sick fucks.

@FredFellaIMO Nobody said anything about an invasion and you're a terrible person for promoting that kind of lie just to farm engagement.

MAGA, did you vote for Trump to order the invasion of Canada? This is beyond ridiculous. x.com/FredFellaIMO/s…

@mark_slapinski How do evil people like you even get to post on here?

This is a great time to let the world know that Charlie Kirk was an asshole and the world is a better place without him.

@jasonpizzino Why the fuck should they have to buy every single week? That's an insane expectation.

Microstrategy pauses Bitcoin buying, only to focus on $STRC instead. $MSTR maxis will try to justify this again, like they did when we explained how weak the stock price was in 2025 before price collapsed. They'll keep holding all the way down. That's how it works.

@GuyTalksFinance Naw, Bitcoin makes 1000X more sense.

All you need to do is invest 20% of your income into the S&P 500 to become a millionaire. There’s nothing stopping you from achieving financial freedom.