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If there is anything I can pass on to you its 2 things - 1) Do not shave your ass yourself and 2) do not be 32 stone. Its not fun.

@TwistedJohnX As much as I love Mandy Rose. Let's be honest this run was "what if heel trish had a posse?"

dare i say wwe’s biggest what if

@PositivFuturist "Can I survive 24 without GPS?' Oh god I hope not.

Guardian writers man..

This is the perfect encapsulation of the modern left. Creating pointless work for low paid workers, all to make their cushy upper-middle class lives feel 1% more meaningful for ten minutes.

@fweewain @literallyme007 @sean_gause @thebardrose Literally people are trying to make you walk through the gate but here we are.

@literallyme007 @sean_gause @thebardrose Gatekeeping entertainment is so weird

This bangs but it’s still so funny that guy tweeted this then fucking died by getting shot by cops.

@NoContextBrits Vindaloo pretty much anything by Queen Firestarter by the Prodigy

What song should be added to this playlist?

German men were just told they're not allowed to leave the country without their government's permission in case they're needed for a military draft at a moment's notice, and now they're seeing their EU "friends" criticize the US for spending money to rescue their personnel, thus raising the question of whether they would be rescued if they were sent to war and ended up in a similar situation, or if people would just shrug and say, "eh, it's just one guy. He's disposable. Totally not worth risking a plane over. Let the enemy have him."

Asmongold & Hasan made a special appearance in MeatCanyon’s latest video

An entire generation of men was repeatedly told "gender is a social construct" only for them to have the rug pulled out from under them because of their gender which the law has evidently decided is very much not a social construct. And then you ask what's radicalizing them.

I need to get out of care before I end up in prison. Advice?

@Dougmcg1 @DenRayla10052 Found the American

@DenRayla10052 You just keep living in that trailer park and voting for those that damage you. Congratulations on your stupidity.

Let's frame it another way. People have become so poor they need to steal food.

@titillateED @Dougmcg1 "I can't believe that food and baby supplies are behind locked glass" comment up comming.

@Dougmcg1 If u saw someone stealing food or baby supplies no you didn't

@Dougmcg1 @chrissyr8289 My vote to remain in the eu counted as much as a Scottish person's vote to leave the eu. You know that right?

@chrissyr8289 Point specifically to any area of Scotland thst as a whole voted leave.

Scotland did not vote to leave the EU. Democracy only suits you when it goes your way.

@eurogamer its already ruined

Mass Effect TV show ordered to rewrite scripts and make them "more appealing to non-gamers" eurogamer.net/mass-effect-tv…

@JakoSloth Yes .

@cidertester Isn't she a lesbo?

Life certainly is Strange!

@PolitlcsUK @theipaper What a cuntish thing to say.

🚨 NEW: Reform UK's housing chief Simon Dudley says post-Grenfell safety regulations have gone too far "Everyone dies in the end. It’s just how you go, right? You can’t stop tragic things from happening. Fires do happen" [@theipaper]

@RaceCrossWorlds Please be real

Talk about your backwards compatibility! Time to take control(ler) of your races with the new SEGA Genesis, Saturn, and Dreamcast vehicles, now with Lock-On Technology!

Why does the BBC keep attracting nonces?

I've said it before, but I feel like there's something fundamentally evil about people who dislike for no reason the creature that evolved alongside us to love us unconditionally.