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🌎 Top 10 Largest Economies in South America 2026 (Nominal GDP) 1. 🇧🇷 Brazil ➜ $2.64T 2. 🇦🇷 Argentina ➜ $688.38B 3. 🇨🇴 Colombia ➜ $539.53B 4. 🇨🇱 Chile ➜ $407.85B 5. 🇵🇪 Peru ➜ $380.90B 6. 🇪🇨 Ecuador ➜ $138.19B 7. 🇻🇪 Venezuela ➜ $111.30B 8. 🇺🇾 Uruguay ➜ $96.09B 9. 🇧🇴 Bolivia ➜ $80.74B 10. 🇵🇾 Paraguay ➜ $60.54B 📊 Source: IMF (WEO April 2026)

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BREAKING: Alberta is ending the twice-yearly clock change. Premier Smith announced the province will stay on daylight saving time permanently. The decision heads to the legislature this week.

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@MarioNawfal The talking drunk is at it again-Brazil’s national embarrassment.

🇧🇷🇨🇺 Brazilian President Lula: "Cuba is the victim of a 70-year blockade. That is a world shame." Perhaps he means the blockade the regime imposed on the Cubans, preventing them from having access to basic goods 'til now 🤔 x.com/clashreport/st…

THIS IS MASSIVE FOR CRYPTO 🇷🇺 Russia just "PASSED" the crypto regulation bill to allow businesses and companies to use crypto as payment for cross-border and foreign trade settlements, even under sanctions. $BTC and $ETH are expected to be the first assets approved under the

It's about Glory. That's where most people don't understand "We the people". Be blessed! #oldglory

Day 1: talks coming Day 50: talks coming Reality: no one shows up Same story again.

BREAKING: OpenAI's pre-IPO valuation has officially hit a record $1 trillion. Pre-IPO instruments trading onchain, backed 1:1 by SPV exposure on Jupiter, are providing a real-time proxy for the company’s implied IPO valuation. OpenAI’s implied valuation is now up +163% since October 2025, when rumors first emerged of a potential $1+ trillion IPO. This comes as Anthropic is also nearing a potential $1+ trillion IPO and SpaceX is reportedly targeting $1.7+ trillion. The world has never had this many trillion-dollar private companies. AI is accelerating.

Sempre um Mineiro salvando o Brasil. 🇧🇷 #tiradentes #brasil #liberdade

After the Oilers’ Game 1 playoff win today, an Oilers fan had his ear bitten off during a fight on the LRT. #LetsGoOilers

That could be an easy transition, one that would immensely benefit the Cuban people.

@BRICSinfo Says the man who keeps most Brazilians living under extreme poverty.

JUST IN: 🇧🇷 Brazilian President Lula da Silva condemns spending heavily on wars instead of helping the world. "While astronauts fly to the moon, women and children are being killed indiscriminately in the bombings in Middle East."

RT @CENTCOM: U.S. Marines depart amphibious assault ship USS Tripoli (LHA 7) by helicopter and transit over the Arabian Sea to board and se…

@BritisherPaz49 Good lads.

Everyone’s had enough.

That was one hell of a rogue pull. $RAVE

Está chegando a hora! 🇧🇷 #B3 🚀