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@ctoon009

I talk Yankees, Knicks, and Jets, and otherwise try to be funny. Funny not guaranteed. All tweets are sarcastic unless otherwise noted.

Sumali Aralık 2024
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@imtaitianaj You clipped the part where the mountain lion falls on him, and then eats him.
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Ty 💋@imtaitianaj·
Bruh if that snow wasn’t right there 😭😭😭
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Historic Hub@HistoricHub·
Every single person at this table is judging you… and the cat is the most savage of all
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MD@mike_daddino·
Gary Sanchez made the worst throw of the year 😂😂😂
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@Bitchasaurus1 I feel so much better knowing what to do with my enormous penis now.
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Baseball In Pics@baseballinpix·
George "Fatty" Hackett - Believed to be the heaviest ballplayer at 450 pounds.
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CToon@ctoon009·
@MLBaseball_Live @baseballinpix True. They did have an interracial hot dog eating competition once, and Hamhocks won by half a dog. Of course, Porky never ate his hot dogs without bacon, and that probably slowed him down.
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MLB Live@MLBaseball_Live·
@ctoon009 @baseballinpix That's only because they didn't count the Negro Leagues back then and never seen Carlton "Porky" Harris
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@0laribiwa Those who read the books: Or will she?
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@3YearLetterman All those billionaires in West Virginia are really skewing the numbers.
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Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
The Europoors are crashing out over the realization they are, in fact, poor
Бианка@BiankaB12

GDP per capita 🤦‍♀️ The most worthless metric of them all. I am not even mad, this is actually genuinely sad. Yes, your billionaires are richer than our billionaires. Congratulations, I guess? lol. Imagine being so brainwashed to believe that just because your billionaires are the wealthiest billionaires in the world, you are somehow part of that exclusive club. And what is more - to truly believe that people in West Virginia are wealthier and have better life than people in Italy or France. Especially nowadays, when half of the population lives paycheck to paycheck, their bills are constantly rising, TWO full-time working parents are struggling with their expenses, and it's only going to get worse. Even a large % of the middle class is one health emergency or layoff away from bankruptcy. This is just not the flex you think it is, and it is genuinely distressful to do this to your fellow citizens, given the struggle so many of them are currently facing.

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Shana@cynicallycute·
It's so disappointing 🫤
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tendollar@tendollardanny·
are you sunni catholic or shia catholic?
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CToon@ctoon009·
@TheRicanMemes Took me a second to realize he’s still on the couch. 🤣
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CToon@ctoon009·
Whatever you do, don’t click through to see the picture.
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