Uncle of Thomas

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Uncle of Thomas

Uncle of Thomas

@satchtheman

Like an Umpire, I call em’ like I see em’. Sarcastic Dad, Granddad, retired firefighter/paramedic, Braves, Dolphins, Canes, Heat, Panthers, Tiger, USA.

Nunya Katılım Ekim 2021
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Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
Who is more retarded?
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C Pi
C Pi@CPi1181318·
@JesterJum I couldn't eat it because I have a nut allergy...
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Jum@JesterJum·
I would walk barefoot over 10 straight miles of Legos before I ever ate this "soup" 😳🤮
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Uncle of Thomas@satchtheman·
@JesterJum Bro is soaking his nuts and ass in this slop and they have zero issues eating it up. This is India in nutshell.
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Uncle of Thomas@satchtheman·
@queenie4rmnola I think the US should follow Russian prison protocol. Perhaps then criminals might rethink their career choices.
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NUCLR GOLF
NUCLR GOLF@NUCLRGOLF·
🏌️👑 LeBron James’ swing is ______.
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Uncle of Thomas@satchtheman·
@RhubarbBrown A few years removed from an MVP season and you want to jettison Acuna off for a bag of minor leaguers. Olson can't hold Acuna's jock but please do go on with your asinine takes.. 🤡
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Rhubarb Brown@RhubarbBrown·
Matt Olson bomb. No bat flip, no skipping around third base. Meanwhile, Ronald Acuña has the lowest batting average in the team because AA was too scared to trade him.
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Evan
Evan@evaniscool·
@OunkaOnX It’s going to be so sweet when all of these corrupt maga fucks end up in prison.
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Ounka@OunkaOnX·
Sen. Tim Kaine: "Your colleague said you got drunk at an event at a bar and chanted, 'Kill all Muslims.'...Isn't that the kind of behavior that, if true, would be disqualifying for somebody to be Sec. of Defense?" Pete Hegseth: "Anonymous false charges." Kaine: "Not anonymous."
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Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
NEW: Pam Bondi was fired, in part, because President Trump believed she had tipped off Eric Swalwell, according to the Daily Mail. Trump reportedly believes Bondi had tipped off Swalwell about the FBI's effort to share investigative documents about his relationship with an alleged Chinese spy. "The FBI was preparing a cache of documents on Swalwell's relationship with Christine Fang," the Daily Mail reports. "She's intervening in those matters. The White House wasn't pleased she was intervening due to her personal friendship with Swalwell," a source told the Daily Mail.
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GATOKEZA💙
GATOKEZA💙@gatokeza_·
So you want to convince me that this is not an undercooked steak?💀
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RealCrazyFight@RealCrazyFightt·
The bully knocked out the victim while he was holding food after the victim refused to give him more money
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Armand Klein
Armand Klein@ArmandKleinX·
BREAKING: ‼️ 🇺🇸The House of Representatives has just PASSED a bill requiring AUTOMATIC deportation of illegals who commit welfare fraud, 231-186 🎯🇺🇸 Winning 🎯🦅🇺🇸
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ian🕯️
ian🕯️@_ianpilled·
Imagine getting yo shit blown straight off by a gay ass shrimp
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Uncle of Thomas@satchtheman·
@wsvn I'm cool with this actually. And if ever there comes a time when they need US assistance I'd tell them to pack sand. Forever.
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sarah
sarah@sahouraxo·
BREAKING: Spain just blocked US war planes targeting Iran from flying over its territory. Airspace closed. Military bases denied. No participation. The entire country is now off-limits. Spain is refusing to be complicit. All other European/NATO countries need to follow suit.
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New York Post@nypost·
Illegal immigrant accused of killing Loyola student is missing brain part, has 'development of a child,' defense claims trib.al/EIAUy94
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Uncle of Thomas@satchtheman·
@HPWorthington @ChrisMurphyCT Exactly. This clown wants you to believe that all immigrants are the same. No need for vetting! Let em' all in huh Chris? Jackass 🤡🖕🏾
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@DemetriusRO6 And the families of all these fallen soldiers are keeping the secret as well right? 🙄🤡 Fucking retard.
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Demetrius Remmiegius 🇰🇪
The bodies of dead Americans Have started ariving the US in black body bags. 31 dead in bahrain.. 42 dead in Qatar 63 dead in ..Dubai....all by Iranian missiles. You will never see this on CNN.
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Florida Panthers@FlaPanthers·
With pride 🌈 This year’s Pride Night jerseys, designed by the very talented Trey Opp!
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