Daniel Beach

@CoachDanGo Just getting from 35 to 25 would be nice….

7 rules a guy must follow if he wants to go from 25% body fat to 15%:

@pizzahutuk I’ve just seen you’ve cancelled all the points I’ve built up by being a loyal customer for several years - by my reckoning I’ve lost out by about £60. Was this publicised widely? I didn’t see it. Might be nice if you allowed a little latitude on this…?

@thameswater The meter outside my house, in the pavement, is for more than one property. How can I stop being charged for my neighbour’s water usage as well as mine? I’ve tried calling as well as using WhatsApp but so far none of your agents can help

@RolfHind @TrevDon Best answer.

@TrevDon harpsichord

What goes here 🤔

@Axionshade @escnoah “throw”

@escnoah A gay swede with a Palestine flag in his bio… do you know they’d through you from a roof? From one gay to another, do better. This is like chickens for KFC. Fitta

british man mainsplaining melodifestivalen to me, a swede

@VeronicaPullen @iamtomskinner I’m assuming you’re a bot? I really hope so!

@danielcbeach @iamtomskinner You “shouldn’t have to” make your life easier by creating multiple streams of income so you make more money without having to work hardee. But I thank my lucky stars I can.

It looks like one of the things Rachel Reeves wants to do is drop the VAT threshold from £90,000 down to £30,000…… Rachel, please re think this. It aint the best idea. It’s going to hammer small businesses right across the country. The local café, the builder, the market trader, the hairdresser, the baker…. Basically all the people who get up early and keep our brilliant country moving. If this happens, as soon as a small business earns over £30k, they’ll have to start charging VAT. That means higher prices for customers and less money in everyone’s pocket. It’s a nightmare for the small business owners. They’ll end up turning down jobs, working less, or keeping things small just to stay afloat. It kills growth and punishes people for trying to do well. Also from the customer’s point of view it means everything costs more. Your haircut, your breakfast, your local tradesman it’s all going up because of a daft rule that don’t help no one. It ain’t gonna boost the economy. It’s gonna slow it right down. We need growth, we should be backing the small businesses. When small businesses struggle, everyone struggles. They’re the backbone of this country. They keep money flowing through our towns, employ local people, and bring life to our high streets. To our local economies. I hope Rachel backs small businesses, not make life harder for them. What are your thoughts? Bosh❤️

@VeronicaPullen @iamtomskinner Haha….I shouldn’t need to. I work full time to earn my living - no chancellor should bring in something which will reduce my income by a substantial amount, and result in me losing probably 75% of my clients.

@danielcbeach @iamtomskinner In your shoes, I’d leverage your skills to tap into the online learning and AI training market to create additional streams of income. Other teachers will be in the same situation with VAT but you’ll have an advantage if there are any income gaps.

@VeronicaPullen @iamtomskinner I’m a self-employed music teacher and performing musician. If I have to charge VAT, I’ll either lose almost all of my work by my lessons becoming 20% more expensive, or I’ll have to take a substantial pay cut by swallowing the VAT myself. Either way I’ll go bust.

From what I read, what you said is the reason why they’re planning the VAT change. They think/know many business owners deliberately trade below the threshold as a form of tax avoidance. So they think by reducing the threshold to a substantially lower level, no business can survive below the threshold and they will increase tax revenue.

@seatsixtyone I remember interrailing in 1995 when I was 16. There’s nothing quite like machine-gun toting passport control at 3am is there?! Glad to hear it’s all so much smoother now.

And no early-hours border controls any more at the Romanian, Hungarian or Austrian borders. Hooray for Schengen!

BUCHAREST TO VIENNA in the Dacia Express. We’ve lucked out and have an en suite sleeper compartment. Bucharest Gara de Nord 15:07, due into Vienna 08:20 tomorrow morning.

@JournoStephen @mrdavidrowe 🤣🤣

Me on Oxford comma deniers.

@TomLevins1 @cstsher Costs of running an MP’s office, including staff. Seems incredibly low to me, to be honest.

Liz Kendall has already claimed £6139.18 in expenses for rent, utility bills and council tax since getting into government. In that time, she has been paid an MPs salary of £91,346 a year, PLUS an additional ministerial salary of £67,505. The fucking cheek of it.

@mrdavidrowe Thinking about it another way, is it not a jussive subjunctive? “Oh, that they may praise you” kind of thing?

Dear fellow Daily Office grammar fans: oughtn’t these be ‘praises’ not ‘praise’ (since ‘company’, ‘fellowship’, and ‘army’ are singular)?

@vDanDesign I’ve just left Stockholm Airport…there was a little snö ❄️

Time to go home to Stockholm I feel like all I do is go to Copenhagen Airport, atp it's like my second home 😭

@GustavDahlander Both playing guitar, although miming - everything was played by the orchestra.

I'm back at Mellopedia, trying to raise the bar for the '25 season. 👋 Need some aid! Is one of the guys in Arvingarna playing bass, or are both playing guitarr? 🎸 This 1995 #Melfest performance can be viewed here: svtplay.se/video/em97bWe/…

@ErrollynWallen @nfmusic Congratulations!

Thank you everyone for your beautiful messages. ♥️

@euro_bruno But there are so many from that year not to like 😉

terrible idea. can't wait to use it everytime someone hates on my favourite song from eurovision 1989

@carolvorders @Survation Here’s hoping, Carol!

NEW POLL - LIB DEMS COULD BECOME OPPOSITION @Survation huge poll just out Tories 64 seats LibDems 61 seats Get your tactical vote with us Stopthetories.vote Nearly 4 MILLION views so far Probabilistic seat count: LAB 484 CON 64 LD 61 SNP 10 RFM 7 PC 3 GRN 3

@caroline_sandes @RolandBates12 @TheGreenParty @BromleyGreens Wait until you hear about the Churchill….

This is very sad & will be a great loss to Bromley. @TheGreenParty have excellent cultural policies that will support local institutions like Bromley Picturehouse. @BromleyGreens

@davidlowemusic2 Apologies - sounded a little harsher than I intended. “Everything” seems to seem a little synthetic these days even when played by live players - there seems to be a trend to process everything so much that you basically can’t tell the difference?

@danielcbeach Interesting observation thanks Daniel

The BBC asked me to re-arrange and remix their Election Theme for 2024. Here’s what I did.. #BBC #BBCNews #rickwakemanofficial # #behindthesong #Election #Composer #remix #musicproduction #SoundDesign