Diminishing Returns

You’ve been waiting so patiently. Here’s Spectre! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/dim… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7xNgpJ…

Fuck’s sake

Pretty solid feat to say we only put out like... what? Six episodes this year?

Look, complaining about nuking the fridge isn’t exactly new, envelope-pushing content. It’s more like a right of passage everyone has to go through when they review films.

For those who've been enjoying our Indiana Jones episodes but have been thinking "I wish they'd go back to complaining about bad films like they usually do", our new Kingdom of the Crystal Skull episode is for you! dimreturns.com/episodes/2023/…

⁦@solmaquina⁩ ⁦@AllenTuring⁩ and ⁦@calvindyson⁩ discuss the third (and final?) Indiana Jones movie, The Last Crusade, complete with discussion of prequels, Hitler himself and Sean Connery. Is it the best one? Head to dimreturns.com to find out!

Everyone is saying “Dial” this and “of Destiny” that but no one is saying “Temple” this and “of Doom” that. Would you eat Indiana Jones’ monkey brains? We get into it at dimreturns.com

If anyone is wondering how Disney managed to spend $300 million on the budget for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, it’s because they play a Beatles song at the start.

Oh great, a new movie is out so the revisionist “Crystal Skull was good, actually” discourse has started. (It wasn’t and neither was Phantom Menace).

In case you missed it, our latest episode covers Raiders of the Lost Ark and it’s the first of five Indiana Jones episodes we’ll be bringing you in the coming weeks — all with the show’s classic line up (that means @calvindyson). dimreturns.com

The one and only Daniel Radcliffe was kind enough to join us to help celebrate the re-release of our classic Harry Potter episode.

It was 2016 when our classic Harry Potter episode was released. Now that it’s finally out of the vault over on our Patreon, we felt we should address the controversy that’s whipped up since in our newly-recorded intro. Here we are laying down the law to @jk_rowling

We have Sol from @dimreturnspod joining us again this week as we look at I Only Arsked, the movie spin off of The Army Game. This podcast features some seriously nerdy discussion of the changing cast of The Army Game. That ought to boost the downloads. youtube.com/watch?v=kZ2SUz…

The #Oscars server on our Discord is now open to everyone (not just our Patreon subscribers)! Click the link below and join in the chat tonight! discord.gg/THv48puF

For anyone who was furious that we didn't cover The Banshees of Inisherin, Elvis, Everything Everywhere All at Once, Top Gun: Maverick or Women Talking in our Oscars 2023 episode, don't worry. Chill out! All that's in Part II, out now! dimreturns.com/episodes/2023/…

Special guest ⁦⁦@AJemaineClement⁩ joined us to discuss this year’s Oscar Best Picture nominees in order of most to least water. Head to dimreturns.com for more!

Who's your favourite Oscar? Mine was the fish out of Shark Tale, but then Will Smith slapped that guy so now I don't like any of them. Oh by the way, we did a new Oscars episode about the Best Picture nominees of 2023! dimreturns.com/episodes/2023/…

The screening of Puss in Boots 2 that I just saw ended with a huge round of applause. That might not sound that impressive but bear in mind that I live in the UK. British people don’t do that shit. That’s just how good this film is.

‘Nuff said. Capiche?

@SamuraiSpurs Well don't tell anyone but we already recorded a crossover episode with @dimreturnspod on the Porridge film. We'll probably release it later in the year, after our current series.