Dan Kobyra

I have an unhealthy relationship with Ancient Aliens

@Xfinity @XfinitySupport How would Comcast crews digging at my house without an 811 dig safe ticket be a billing issue? I've tried to contact your construction group but customer service can't connect me.

@dkobyra Hi there! The specialists on our Digital Care Team are available 24x7. Just DM @XfinitySupport to get assistance with any service or billing issues.

Hey @comcast and @Xfinity @XfinitySupport your crews just told me they don't need to call 811 since they're only digging 7 inches. Is that a company policy?

Monster Jam is one heck of a show. Where else can you watch a dad put down a dozen tall boys at noon with his kids.

Me: wow, its snowing a lot more than forcasted. 6 y/o son: is it five casted? Proud dad moment.

Hey @grok Is there a video of the cast of scrubs singing "No Scrubs" yet? Because there should be.

JRE #2426 was the wrong choice to listen to on a run through a wooded trail in a semi rural area in the dark...

I was not ready for the Stranger Things / The Last Jedi crossover.

Can we all finally admit that Bob Cratchit dosed Ebenezer Scrooge with mushrooms? Merry Christmas!

@ZackKorman Yeah. The connection part was good but its bad timing. That sit down should happen after 90 days so you know the processes and have real questions about them. New hires are a chance at fresh eyes on how you do business.

That’s interesting. I guess that makes sense, given that like… if it’s part of a process, you’re just getting standard info and the same connection as everyone else. I’m sure he’d say “yea that’s why this is good at companies that don’t do this, you stand out” but a lot of people (myself included) would be very skeptical of anyone trying to stand out by doing some performative LinkedIn-guru internal networking.

If you try to book 15 minutes with every department head in your first week, by day 91 you’d better have proven you’re the Lisan al-Gaib of your field. Otherwise you’re permanently “the How to Win Friends and Influence People guy”

In a lot of ways AI reminds me of Wikipedia. When it first started out it was considered an unreliable source at best. Over time it built and lost and rebuilt trust as a useful and mostly correct source of information. AI will likely follow the same path.

Don't take math advice from someone who says "times it" rather than "multiply"

Is there a better chirp in hockey than "you used to rule in pee wees" #GordonBombay

My 3 year old just told my wife he can't eat dinner because its "too yumny to eat"

Fruit of the Loom should produce a limited run of undershirts or underwear featuring a cornucopia in their logo and sell them exclusively through thrift stores. Just for fun.

Its interesting to me that the most pro immigration people call today Indigenous People's day while the most anti immigration go with Columbus Day...

I was not ready for the Righteous Gemstones crossover on 28 years later

Millennial women fou n d a way to bring back the Tamagatchi. They now call it sourdough starters...

When Millennials get dementia we'll all remember how to do the Macarena.

@mikekobyra youtu.be/bQK32bwvRuI?si…