Eric Arnold

@JayCuda Now dye it green for St. Patrick’s Day

white sox field filled with water and a big slide coming outta the lights

@matt_jobe1 Yeah not sure why he ended up on so many peoples Spotify wraps this year

Fuck Kissinger btw

I’m more disappointed in myself when Spotify wrapped comes out. Like damn I really listened to that much Kendrick and Kanye huh

@matt_jobe1 Never forget

I miss drunk tweeting 😩

@McPartonad @sydhoelter

bi women will ask you what's wrong then immediately check flightradar

frantically reminding everyone at the club that they're going to die some day

@SevenMMG Yo your X-rays came back, turns out you got that dawg in you

I've been getting increasingly more panic attacks / actor's nightmares the closer my show gets to opening night Rough :(

microdosing nyquil in preparation for a life-changing trip (8 hours of restful sleep)

@jasrifootball @DanielOyefusi He’s a football player

All signs point to TE Mike Gesicki leaving the #Dolphins in free agency, says @DanielOyefusi Gesicki is a very talented TE, but was a non factor in Miami’s new offense. He had career lows in catches and receiving yards.

Baccis brick

I was to lazy to make the video so use your imagination:)

Andrew rate is gone *crab rave*

@McPartonad @ConnorElens

before twitter goes id like to shoutout @ConnorElens he lets me use his vacuum like all of the time he's a really good guy

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

@jossie_ward He can’t keep getting away with this

Did my bf really just text me "The queen is dead" followed by the link to Taps on Spotify in the middle of our text convo? Yes, yes he did

@jossie_ward @mckennaohearne @_jackgalloway_ @sydhoelter @NolBul @Everyone Fallen kingdom - captain sparkles

Best Karaoke song? @mckennaohearne @ericarnold54 @_jackgalloway_ @sydhoelter @NolBul @everyone else at Basketcase rn

@jossie_ward This is 💯

@ericarnold54: "Flynn Rider...he fucks"

@Nruskow I Ike this paper clip because it’s a good idea and is futuristic. Will there be RGB integration?

"carpe diem" i murmur as i pour my seventh bowl of captain crunch this morning