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@3YearLetterman @historydefined Pretty sure the statue of liberty was made in france

@historydefined Not impressed. The largest man made structure, the Statue of Liberty, was built by America.

Eiffel Tower during construction. 1887-1889.

@coingecko @elonmusk This is fucking hilarious 🤪👏👏👏

@elonmusk yea let's do it @elonmusk

Let’s make Twitter maximum fun!

@elonmusk Nice one Elon ! Rock n fucking roll baby !!!

@JoeBiden Lol the only thing america will lead the world in is its own destruction

On day one, my administration will rejoin the Paris Agreement and put America back in the business of leading the world on climate change.

@chelseahandler Nice bush

From my Hanukkah bush to yours, have a Happy Hanukkah! A Merry Christmas! A Happy Kwanzaa! Whatever you’re celebrating this season, remember that Four Seasons Total Landscaping has you covered for all of your grooming needs.

@realDonaldTrump Whats i like being the worst president in history ? Moron looser

Pennsylvania Party Leadership votes are this week. I hope they pick very tough and smart fighters. We will WIN!!

@BarackObama Nice work mate ! You rock

Eight years ago this week, we protected young people who were raised as part of our American family from deportation. Today, I'm happy for them, their families, and all of us. We may look different and come from everywhere, but what makes us American are our shared ideals…

@chelseahandler That is the most inteligent thing ive heard in a long time !

We spend around $650 billion a year for the military. Imagine if we spent half of that instead on programs in our country to help the living, instead of just continuing to increase our ability to kill.

@Alyssa_Milano Ahh bless those dumbass muthafuckin yanks

@takedownTrumpy @FLOTUS Not in this administration

Productive call today with our State & local officials on #COVID19 response, where I stressed the need to support our most vulnerable children & families with the necessary mental health resources to ensure the safety & well-being of our nation's children. #BeBest

@chelseahandler Haaa nice call

Been considering doing some gardening— if you could pick one thing for me to plant, what would it be and why did you choose cannabis?

@BarackObama Unfortunatly the captain of USA is not yourself and he is less equipt to deal with simple day to day operations like pouring milk than to make descissions of any real value to the US or man kind . I fear for you guys .

Despite all the time that’s been lost, we can still make real progress against the virus, protect people from the economic fallout, and more safely approach something closer to normal if we start making better policy decisions now. vox.com/2020/5/13/2124…

@VictoriasSecret 69

Can you guess the word? Hint: a Mother's Day morning must. br + ( 🤛 - p) #CelebrateMom

@FLOTUS Your so full of shit and your husband is a douche bag

Together, we pray for the ill, the ones who are suffering, and for the strength and protection of those working on the frontlines of COVID19.

@FLOTUS @POTUS Lucky they did shoot you two morons

In honor of #VEDay75, @POTUS and I joined some of our nations heros at the World War II Memorial to lay a wreath in commemoration of the brave men and women who lost their lives fighting for our freedom.

@chelseahandler At least he give those not in the US abit of a chuckle , then we grone and wish his big mouth would swollow him

It would be great to have a leader right now. A plan for moving forward that was mindful and kept our vulnerable people safe. Any plans would be great. Any leader with any plan. Anyone? Only 300 million people looking for someone to lead...I’ll take almost anyone at this point.

So apparently trump is denying the stimulus to US born and raised citizens who are married to immigrants ! So he is not elligable #wtf #Trump2020 #PotusTrump #cunt #TrumpIsALoser

@chelseahandler I would like proof that forest trump is an actual man

I’d like proof that this man has ever missed a meal.

@WhiteHouse @POTUS So full of shit ! You should have a bucket hanging from your neck to chatch it !

The United States has conducted more than 5.4 MILLION Coronavirus tests—nearly twice as many as any other country.

@nypost Working hard trying to string two coherent words together which are not a lie or condeming someone

White House officials say Trump works so hard he often misses lunch trib.al/psi0wWQ