Christopher Beau

@TheGreekGod11 Please try to not take Gods name in vain🙏 much appreciated:)

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST WITNESSED THIS AND I CAN‘T WRAP MY MIND AROUND IT! Okay, so let me start from the beginning… This morning I woke up and looked at my phone, like I always do. Tons of notifications. Okay, so I slip into my pants and head to the shitter so I can focus on the breaking news I see all over X. The timeline was FULL of it, so I prepared for the worst. And then I see it… HOLY FUCK. BITCOIN JUST CROSSED BELOW 70K! Can you imagine this?! BELOW 70k!!! SEVENTY THOUSANDS. Every single bear on my timeline started to celebrate and write essays about how stupid bulls are and it‘s time to go to the long deserved 30k. Then I wiped my ass and see it‘s not 69k anymore, it‘s back over 70. Okay, so I head to work and it seems like hell broke loose. WE‘RE AT 69k again. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! Again, I scroll through the timeline all day long and listen to the rants about how if you still follow a bull during this time, you deserve to lose your money et cetera. Truly shocking. Apparently we‘re heading towards the end of the world. Everything is super duper doomed. And then the absolute UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS. I come back home, open my phone, and … OH GOD. It‘s over 70k again. End of story.

@Dearme2_ Yes it's a shame there are no longer floors, pillows, blankets & tv's that play cartoons....

Good old days.

@ZssBecker Market seems to do better when you are silent.

Awww good. Back below 70k. I was getting tired of having hope and believing I would escape crippling poverty any way. Hoo. Rah. Off to drink some draino.

@WatcherGuru This administration has to be the most toxic one in the history of the united states

@fintechfrank Oh good to see Geraldo there...

Just wrapped a panel with journalists covering crypto regulation on the front lines at the DC Blockchain Summit

@DeItaone We's with you bro...

QATAR PRIME MINISTER: THIS WAR NEEDS TO STOP IMMEDIATELY, THIS 'AGGRESSION' NEEDS TO STOP IMMEDIATELY

@BullTheoryio That was probably exactly why he got the job....😄

BREAKING: Senator Elizabeth Warren probes Trump’s FED nominee Kevin Warsh over Epstein links. Warsh’s name reportedly appeared on a 2010 St. Barts guest list tied to Epstein’s circle, raising questions about his past connections. Warren is now demanding a full investigation and urging the Senate to pause his confirmation process.

@KobeissiLetter Why not ....The U.S would😄

BREAKING: Iran is considering charging taxes and toll fees on ships who wish to cross the Strait of Hormuz.

@RealCandaceO Trump is jealous of his hair & the obedience of his people...

😂😂😂 The fact that North Korea is producing more authentic looking polls is actually hilarious. Tomorrow: TRUMP receives 165% approval.

@masuzafi He just shaped a huge ball of crap💩

"How Did You Not Plan For This?"

@FoxNews Most delusional mfer ever....🤡

BREAKING: "The world, the Middle East, our ungrateful allies in Europe, even segments of our own press, should be saying one thing to President Trump. 'Thank you.'"— Secretary of War Pete Hegseth

@disclosetv Fagmeth just a total menace to society🤡

NOW - Hegseth confirms the Pentagon is seeking about $200,000,000,000 billion for the Iran War: "It takes money to kill bad guys."

Large amounts of MONEY is coming to you from expected and unexpected sources

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Treasury Secretary Bessent says "we'll see" if Kharg Island eventually becomes a US asset. Kharg Island handles 90% of Iran's oil export.

"High treason"… Shocking poll: 74% of Americans accuse Kushner of dragging Washington into the war for Israel’s benefit. A new poll shows that 74% of Americans suspect that Jared Kushner “most likely committed high treason” by sabotaging Iranian peace negotiations and acting as an agent for Israel to push the United States into this war.

Speaking about the deep contradictions in human nature, Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada said: “Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one barely use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about the relatives still in their lives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have a partner often fail to appreciate them. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the full complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one. The key to happiness is gratitude—to truly see and value what we already have, and to understand that somewhere, someone would give everything for what we take for granted.”

@Antunes1 You did it for Bibi

@Antunes1 👇

BOMBSHELL: Congressman Goldman just went live with FBI evidence showing Trump unzipped his pants, forced a 13-year-old’s head down to his crotch, and when she bit his "mushroom" in self-defense, he punched her and called her a "female dog." The FBI considered her testimony sufficiently credible that they interviewed her FOUR times, but then Pam Bondi lied to Congress, claiming “no evidence” of these crimes while sitting on the files describing this exact assault, committing perjury and worse...covering up for a predator. Sorry folks, you don’t get to campaign on "saving kids" while you participate in the cover-up of a child being beaten for fighting back. Her testimony has now been read into the Congressional record, and more will be coming. Donald Trump's presidency is already over.

@AdameMedia Donald KJU Trump

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 CNN says 100% of the GOP supports the war in Iran. This level of lying and manipulation should genuinely be illegal.