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✝️ Jonathan Eubanks

@jonathanle13

Worshiper of Christ, my Lord above all other lords. Eletrician and Handyman. heropilled truecel, pray for me.

Stockbridge, GA Sumali Mart 2012
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Je maintiendrai@VOC_mentaliteit·
@MattisRedacted So maybe Jezus was not all knowing, like his father is claimed to be. At least in mortal form. But then again, if so why care about anything he had to say in the first place?
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Aidan Mattis
Aidan Mattis@MattisRedacted·
Literally not a single Christian I know has any idea what the “mustard seed dilemma” is outside of Twitter Nor would any of them be stumped by it, considering it’s literally from a parable where identifying the smallest seed in the world is not actually the point of the story
Fawzy Dawah@fawzydawah

Christianity is FALLING APART because of this (Mustard seed dilemma) Jesus says in Mathew 13:31-32 the smallest of all seeds is the Mustard seed and that’s not scientifically true The smallest seed is orchid seeds, therefore Jesus got it wrong

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Greg Bringle
Greg Bringle@Vegas82·
@MattisRedacted Right, because you dismiss obvious problems as insignificant while affirming the book as the word of god. It'd be hilarious if you weren't killing people with your ignorance.
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
A new racing game is turning cars into anime girls in a new Umamusume-like In Project GT, players can race, battle, and collect "Car-Girls" based on real vehicle models
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✝️ Jonathan Eubanks@jonathanle13·
@MrOvis_ Talos was a emperor, so I support the empire. Simple as. We will defeat the stormcloaks, than unite with the legions to defeat the elves, after I marry the most beautiful high elf.
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Mr. Ovis🐑💼(Over-worked Sheeptuber)
A lot of people misunderstand the plan from the Thalmor that they support the Stormcloaks because it’d be easier for them to take over Skyrim should they win, but that’s obviously stupid. The Empire already gives them what they want, so they’ve essentially already conquered Skyrim in all but name. In reality, the Thalmor plan was always to keep Skyrim locked into civil war, weakening it over time, it was only the Dragonborn showing up that would have upset the balance and allowed one side to beat the other. The Imperial vs Stormcloak debate is always funny to me, because the only arguments against the Stormcloaks are always conceding the point. “You claim to be a true Son of Skyrim, yet you sleep with a Khajit”, all that proves is that we can agree on what a true Son of Skyrim should look like…
Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2

StormcloakChads our response?

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PatricianTV
PatricianTV@patrician_tv·
I'm at the upper limit of Gen Z and I know what an RCA cable is. The gall of saying "Millenials don't know what RCA cables are for" though lmao
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✝️ Jonathan Eubanks@jonathanle13·
@BTweeter87 Tomboys are cute girls in baggy clothes who open up and are super girly around you, their true love. Why wouldn't you save em?
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The Kingerd
The Kingerd@TheKingerdYT·
it’s 2026 and this remake will be the only Halo game available to PlayStation players. Campaign Evolved’s default settings will be many people’s first experience playing a Halo game, and people are justifiably uneasy about that considering 343’s track record of misunderstanding why people like Halo. there is no ability to “go to MCC” with a PS port, no original CE packaged in this game, meaning it’s fair game to judge every single change made for this remake, good or bad, especially when the classic settings you’re telling people “just turn on” will require finding skulls in game first to unlock. your passion’s admirable but channeling into a message of “shut up and consume” ain’t it.
James Vargas ➡️ Halofest@CryptumZetaXV

We live in this weird age of Halo where you can customize your gameplay in anyway you want but people still complain. Don’t want sprint? Turn it off Want a 60 round AR? Do it! Want third person? Go ahead! Don’t like the HUD? Change it! Don’t want a remake? Go play MCC!!! #Halo

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❁ Basil ❁ - Entered the Fog
Sprint gotta be the most performative thing to be upset over in regard to Halo, it has not been a thing for over 16 years get a damn grip
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✝️ Jonathan Eubanks@jonathanle13·
@081chaz @LBBubba What if I want people to experince the maater piece of the mechanics and level design of the old game? What if I want some respect showed to a art piece?
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Chaz@081chaz·
@LBBubba If you want to play CE the classic way Just play the classic game 🤯
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Bubba
Bubba@LBBubba·
In order to play Halo CaE the classic way, you need to find skulls hidden throughout the campaign… 60-round AR? Skull. No sprint? Skull. No ADS? Skull. 💀💀💀
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Halo@Halo

Endless. Replayability. #HaloCE features a staggering 42 new and returning skulls, the most ever in a Halo game, to remix the way you play over, and over, and over.

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GamingButCursed 💀
GamingButCursed 💀@GamingButCursed·
To the pro sprint crowd of Halo, give me some genuine constructive feedback on why sprint should stay in the franchise. Instead of arguing, I want to hear why it is you value sprint in Halo. The floor is yours.
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