juno

what the hell is happening over in modern

@BasicMountain had to shake my screen back the other way to read the last one but it was worth it

It was an ironic muse for me for about an hour a while back, however.

At the risk of whatever, the whole "charm" of Cardboard Crack is that the dumbest person you know can be confident they understood what the joke was supposed to be. I would caution against trying to divine some sacred truths from it; I would caution against reacting at all.

@NileJoanRivers average twitter user so freaky he can articulate a full sentence with toes in mouth

me when i post "2 plus 2 likely equals 4" "hey you DUMB FUCKING SLUT learn to FUCKING READ" when a magic comp grinder posts "2 plus 2 equals 4" "yes my liege *takes toes out of mouth* and what about 3 and 5 my king *puts toes back in* thank you for your wisdom my king"

@ChefGreginald In this thread

YGO players making fun of Magic's resource system is always hilarious. Your game is literally play whatever you want at any point in the game, and nothing matters

“close enough”

what happens when the rcq is 96 people

The issue with a card like this in 2026 standard is that every creature has already done something on etb. You're never hitting like, a tarmogoyf this this. The 2nd issue is decks never run out of gas/things to do (winternight stories lol), they are only gaited by their mana

@caro_irl @mtgbanding first you must build a bridge between communities. this is accomplished by catering to bilingual japanese grinder girls (we are legion, i promise)

@mtgbanding teach me your ways of being likeable to jp mtg twitter, phil-sensei

the secret to this website that I've learned as a professional shitposter is that unfortunately, the most effective way to maximize your engagement is to get constantly ratioed in QRTs, which explains a lot about some accounts here

neoform

Hey Y'all! I've made an updated sideboard guide for Jeskai Blink for free! deck list is the second tab :) I am going to start streaming some time in may so i added my twitch and youtube links at the bottom of the guide! docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d… @fireshoes ❤️❤️❤️

every other tcg with streamlined mana systems get so freaky. “set 1, mana cheat in the command zone” i think I see frequently

it's beautiful

challenge today

yo😭

@ChefGreginald @FrnzydTrpbreakr no the double vision was funny

@FrnzydTrpbreakr This is the problem with me stealing memes from my friends in random discords. I never know if it's something that they stole first smh 😔

life changing

@MikeWasThere I’m surprised that you’re only hearing about this now. but also my alma mater did not add the RIW pauper invitational player to the roster until last week. a bit scuffed (endearingly)

Apparently, my MTG club is running some kind of big 10 college tournament on MTGO, and Daybreak / @MagicOnline is helping. Im so confused bc every person who shows up every week is a commander player😭

@MikeWasThere @MaeTcg uncertain you will destroy any “FNM heroes”, the average uni magic player does not leave commander in the school building

@MaeTcg Hello, Mae. The University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign is hosting an MTGO tournament for Big 10 uni students. Should I register this to destroy their FMN heroes?

Posted some updates to the Jeskai Blink guide after another week of testing. Feel great about the deck and think it's extremely underrated from what I'm hearing in the streets. Play it while people still aren't respecting you.

@rcondon_ @fireshoes how did this even happen??

2 seconds after opening the tuna can

What is going on