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@SteveReedMP Really, you feel the need to advise us of how to enjoy sunshine?

I know lots of people will be out over the weekend enjoying the sunshine. It’s important to stay safe in the heat - so check out the guidance below before heading out. #stay-safe-when-swimming" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">gov.uk/government/pub…

@MrJamesMay @LordBoatrace You might get 3 hours of bad plumbing or accountancy!

@LordBoatrace You wouldn’t get three hours of plumbing or accountancy for that. Bargain.

I’ve got to do a speed awareness course now.. £100 for 3 hours! Further proof it’s got shag all to do with road safety and everything to do with making money.. Thieving rob dog cunts.. 🤬

@ukboomers @ottaproperty This is the kind of consumer advice we all need to help out in today’s cost of living crisis. Noted 💦💦💦 Garden centre tomorrow.

Rumours of a hosepipe ban this summer. Doesn't apply to us, ours are sprinklers, we're in the clear. Run them twice a day across the half acre. Water bill's a disgrace mind, but that's what the buy-to-lets are for. Saves Margaret carrying watering cans at her age. 🇬🇧

@ehannah0 @PetenShirl Surely being able to U turn makes him an ideal candidate?!

Burnham has now U-turned 6 times in one by-election. Reversed every position he’s ever held. Not fit to be Prime Minister.

@Keir_Starmer I’m not his (Blair’s) biggest fan but even I think he has a point.

Tony Blair might not like my plan, but he's wrong: it's changing Britain for the better. keirstarmer.substack.com/p/tony-blair-m…

@DividendDrip You can even do a PCP type arrangement on mobile phones and tablets now 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@map18w Yup 👀

You’re in a car PCP loan. What’s your exit plan 👀

@Col45398669 The BBC will tell you this is climate change!! 🤣🤣🤣

The cars were clean last night. Not today. 😕

@Lady_FanAccount Released under the artist name of Black.

Colin Vearncombe composed "Wonderful Life" in just 10 minutes in one of the worst periods of life: divorce, two car accidents, a sick mother, with no home and almost no money. The title "Wonderful Life" is totally ironic, Colin was being sarcastic about the "wonderful" life, but the audience interpreted it as positive. First released in 1986 on Ugly Man Records, it reached #72 on the UK Singles Chart. Re-released in August 1987 by A&M (after the hit "Sweetest Smile"), and was a worldwide hit: #8 on the UK Singles Chart, #1 in Austria, #2 in Germany, France and Switzerland, #7 in Australia and top 10 in several European countries.

@peterrhague FFS why do they always fly these things at night? 🤷‍♂️

Midnight here in the UK.

@TufferB If you point it stand up (boy) if you don’t sit down (girl)!!

The fact that we now need guidance on which toilet to use tells you how far we have regressed.

@Col45398669 Likewise a welcome bonus in a world full of Meh!!

Get in!

@DividendDrip @Nationwide Nationwide isn’t a plc so no shareholders so no dividends. I obtain via online banking an annual interest certificate which I declare for self assessment. Not taxable if interest is under £500 or £1000 depending on your tax situation (lower or higher rate) Everything else ISA!

@map18w @Nationwide Oh right

Am I able to class this as a Dividend @Nationwide 👀 Very kind and nice gesture.

@Fireblade_Jim This is at my local Aston Martin dealership.

When I first saw this I instantly fell in love with the DBS. Been a dream car ever since 😍

@robprogressive Most mortgage illustrations state you can overpay, some lenders up to 20% per year. No fancy calculation needed. Alternatively instead of overpaying invest the overpayment into a S&S ISA. Pay off your mortgage and benefit from a tax free investment.

If you want to pay off your mortgage 7 years early…

And save £57,000, do this: Divide your monthly mortgage payment by 12 & overpay that amount every 2 weeks On a 300k mortgage over 30 years you’d save £57k in interest plus save 7 years+ off your payments

@SimonCarGuy Thomas?

In other news. Debate is raging between my 5yr old son & I on what is the greatest Steam Engine ever. Mallard surely?

@Col45398669 @eBay_UK Indeed I stand corrected. I was thinking of Rio Verde which is similar.

@map18w @eBay_UK It’s a thing!

Check out VAUXHALL VECTRA GSI 2.5 V6 SALOON - JUNGLE GREEN - 40k MILES - SHOW WINNING CAR! ebay.us/m/cvTdfi #eBay via @eBay_UK Phwoooar

@Col45398669 @eBay_UK 20k is a good (if somewhat optimistic) shout for a Vectra. Even a nice GSi