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BREAKING — Craig Wright Claims he is Tupac Shakur #TheRug

MARKETS — Friend Who Just Accepted 'Buy Now' Advice From Six Months Ago Somehow Not Rich Yet #TheRug

REPORT — 70% of the "ETH to 10k" Crowd Would Settle for 4k ETH and a Hot Dog #TheRug

INVESTIGATION — Who Is Sybil And Why Does She Keep Getting Attacked? #TheRug

ADVICE — Janet Yellen Consults Ghost of Ben Franklin "Rubbing a $100 bill on her forehead, Yellen smothered the image of Franklin’s face with her pale wrinkles." Read the full article👀👇🍨 @therugnews/treasury-secretary" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">paragraph.xyz/@therugnews/tr… #TheRug #ustreasury

ADOPTION — Fartcaster Outperforming Farcaster in Users, Farts #TheRug

@HiroKennelly Coathanger?

What should we call this new chart pattern?

Looks like my two-year anniversary is coming up. Hope The Rug takes me out for dinner or something.

BREAKING — Midlife Crisis Resolved With Large Crypto Buy #TheRug

MARKETS — BItcoin ETF Approved so Nobody Needs to Own BTC #TheRug #TheRugNews

CULTURE — Hoskinson Upset Nobody Has Noticed How Much He's Stolen Yet #TheRug

Is there a way to go Elon-free?

BREAKING — Ledger Employees Must Complete 2 Hour Anti Phishing Course #TheRug

BREAKING - Bear Removes Bull Mask, Zoo Attendees Demand Refund

MARKETS — Bitcoin Drops 7%, Amnesic Bulls Forget They’re Up 142% Year Over Year #TheRug

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CULTURE — The Rug Rebrands as Bankless #TheRug

CULTURE — NFTs Are Coming Back Big This Holiday Season, Reports Guy With No Furniture #TheRug

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