SonofaMitch

@TheEmmys And the #Emmys goes to #SonofaMitch for “Be Urself” w/Mitch - It was at that exact moment he was awakened by Momz: Wake up Mitchell! Time for school! You’ll be late for the bus! You can eat the dog & cat later! #sundayvibes

@kathrynw5 @JohnJHarwood Headline: Precedent for a President! You’re Welcome

If President Trump attends the Supreme Court's oral arguments tomorrow on his birthright citizenship executive order like he says he will, he would be the first sitting president on record to do so. Presidents have avoided attendance in part to honor the separation of powers.

@shannonrwatts Congress seems nonexistent. And his cabinet is a bunch of sychophants. Wtf would we do without these Judges??? Only hope it goes well tomorrow and SCOTUS isn’t intimidated by Johnny Friendly staring them down…

U.S. District Judge Richard Leon said Trump is the "steward," not the "owner" of the White House, and that the project "must stop until Congress authorizes its completion." axios.com/2026/03/31/tru…

@Mollyploofkins That does not sound good…

Trump: "We're gonna have to force ourselves upon them, which we have the right to do."

@kaitlancollins Something doesn’t seem Kosher Kaitlan re Trump attending SCOTUS. A precedent for a President. Reminds me of On the Waterfront when Johnny Friendly goes to court to put pressure on Terry testifying …

President Trump’s schedule tomorrow starts with attending the Supreme Court hearing on birthright citizenship and ends with his address to the nation on Iran.

@BillKristol @CAROLYNJOURNIG1 Is that why he got that horrific embarrassing haircut??? He looks like me when Momz took me first day of school when I was 6…

Our own wannabe Pharaoh speaking to the nation tomorrow night, the first night of Passover.

@ABC Iran is decimated . And obliterated. And the War is over. Well Excursion. And we can only Blame Biden for anything bad like gasoline prices…

JUST IN: President Trump will address the nation with "an important update on Iran" at 9 p.m. ET on Wednesday, according to White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt. abcnews.link/hJ0zlgE

@FOX29philly @WhitneyCummings Just when ya think you couldn’t love someone more… Outta the Blanking Park WC!!! Youz shud be arrested for stealing the Jawn….

NEXT on #ThePulseWithBillAnderson! Comedian @WhitneyCummings bonds with Bill over her love of the Eagles, tries to figure out the exact meaning of “jawn,” and explains why being a comedian is still the best thing that ever happened to her. NEXT on @fox29philly!

@TMZ This shud be our biggest fucking problem …

Kristi Noem breaks her silence on allegations that her husband is a cross-dresser. Read here: tmz.me/5khHtd7

@Variety Watch @PBS a lot & was just thinking sad state of affairs and now… Good news for a change @elmo !!!

Judge Rules Trump's Order to End Funding for PBS, NPR Are Illegal First Amendment Violations variety.com/2026/more/news…

@TheView On the bright side Sunny, maybe at the Trump library we’ll finally get to read the Epstein files…

Sunny Hostin points to what she calls the “stark contrast” between Pres. Trump’s planned presidential library in Miami and former Pres. Obama’s in Chicago.

@SkyNews With the way Trump is tweeting these daze I’d have to say… Stay Tuned

BREAKING: King and Queen's planned U.S. state visit will go ahead, Palace confirms #liveblog-body" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">news.sky.com/story/politics…

Say you’re from Philly without actually saying it. 😚

@EricTrump @carlquintanilla @megforflorida @GovRonDeSantis @JamesUthmeierFL Seriously at this point, why don’t we call each other Trump???

Palm Beach International Airport is now officially…. “President Donald J. Trump International Airport!” Proud to have played a small role in making this happen. Huge thanks to @megforflorida, @GovRonDeSantis, @JamesUthmeierFL, and the overwhelming majority in the Florida House!

@ABC Breaking News: Total. Different. Scenario. And Circumstances. Like comparing Apples & Oranges. Dems & GOP. Trump and Humility…

Karoline Leavitt said President Trump "would be quite interested in calling" on Middle Eastern countries like Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and the UAE to pay for the costs of the war in Iran when asked by a reporter during Monday's White House press briefing. abcnews.link/nXowMfx

@washingtonpost That is total blanking gold… Literally.

A new statue, a toilet spray painted gold and set on a faux-marble pedestal, is the latest in a series of protest artworks and installations taking aim at President Trump and his administration that have popped up in Washington, D.C. wapo.st/4c3Xnrc

@ABC At this point if Trump is actually not talking to Iran his Doctors need to give him another MRI, Cat Scan & gazillion more Cognitive Tests…

President Trump continues to insist Iran is negotiating and has agreed to most of his 15-point proposal. But Iran has labeled that plan excessive and flat out denies any talks are happening. ABC News' Rachel Scott pressed White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt about those negotiations.

@washingtonpost Only hope it’s not the Mofu that sat in Pelosi office & propped his feet up on her desk like he owned the fucking country… Trump probably pardoned him too.

Adam Johnson was among the Trump supporters who roamed the halls of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. Now — after serving 75 days behind bars and receiving a presidential pardon — Johnson is running for office in Florida’s Manatee County. wapo.st/4dP1Os3

@TheView @WhitneyCummings in Da House!!! And Whoopi btw it’s actually called #NoKings ,except Elvis…

After 'No Kings' protests drew large crowds across the United States over the weekend, 'The View' co-hosts and Whitney Cummings discuss.

@MrBillDaniels Happiest & Healthiest Big Guy!!!

Hard to believe I’m turning 99 tomorrow! I’m so grateful that staying connected with my fans has been so fulfilling in my later years. While I’m taking a pause on long distance travel, I’m still available on Cameo! cameo.com/billdaniels

@TMZ What’s that??? No that was the last time we saw Charles Barkley on tv. Alright time for bed kids…

Charles Barkley sounds off on Trump immigration policy during the NCAA tourney. Credit: CBS