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@Howlingmutant0 @Jack_Norris0 Its usually the other way around

@Jack_Norris0 Based

Am actually crying man the dating scene has never been worse😭😭😭

My day is fucking ruined now.

Show me a more beautiful woman than Kate Winslet.

@jackunheard Homelander kills them.

What happens to the people that are in the air at 3am?

@Yuki__Xo Medal of Honor: European Assault (PS2)

What’s the first video game you ever played?

@Isabelletkrause How?

I can spot a low T man a mile away

@ryanmmichaels It's ragebait for engagement farming, chillax.

hot take but i’m sick and tired of people calling this body type overweight

I had abortions at 19 and 24, and a child in between. One was my choice, one wasn’t. At the time, I had reasons, but those reasons eventually turned into regret, regardless. I think about those children often, who they might have been, and how my daughter might have had siblings. Even now, she feels that absence. Looking back, those choices feel like the most self-serving decisions I’ve ever made. Even the one I didn’t want, I went through with it to please the family of someone I loved, hoping they’d accept me. I pray for forgiveness, even though I don’t feel I deserve it, and if it ever comes, I believe it’s only through God’s grace. The truth is, I always knew what I believed was right, I just wasn’t strong or faithful enough to follow it.

@Big_Dreez89 Sure ... but he is very close

A man is NOT gay if he’s being pegged by a woman !

@Katisinthebag Thats not how it works at all though.

Male centered women will marry ugly ass men then get mad at their daughters for not turning out to be conventionally attractive

@neppy That's me.

the kids born in 2000 are 26 years old. let that sink in.

@WheelieInvestor this you

We made so much profit this week that I got myself a fresh Rolex What do you guys think?

only that black dude was doing it right

@distributedkv don't know any

dear algorithm, show this tweet to people who are in contact with extraterrestrial aliens

@WW3finalboss Yes. United States of Europe (USE), with this flag:

Would you support a united federal Europe? 🇪🇺 Yes or No? 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

@brockpierson No.

Has your 𝕏 account been gaining followers?

@daniel_mor_visu @GrindeOptions Yep, too good to be true of course. Will adjust next week for sure.

@GrindeOptions 400+? dream on

At this pace, $AMD is about to go over $400+ in a couple weeks.

@Steezehuman More than enough

is this room enough to spend your 20s ?

Me after being in cash for most of April and missing all the market rallies

@NotA_Bull 2% Up only. Although I was cash for 90% of the month. Should have gone in earlier.

Did you beat the S&P 500 $VOO this month, or did it beat you?