Rob Heyes

@TheSaviour @doctor_rahmeh @MissRinaIdrus That's not how you spell "bellend"! Honestly, the state of British education.

@doctor_rahmeh @MissRinaIdrus You are a legend, stay safe!

I am a doctor. A Palestinian. A British citizen. These are my bail conditions—for tweets: 1. One phone. One laptop. 2. No deleting history. 3. Police can inspect devices anytime. 4. One social media account. 5. A home curfew. My legal team has challenged these restrictions.

@jamiezerofour @LabiaOrganica @Psychgirl211 @UniofOxford I assume you're talking about The Fallen Man-donna with the Big Boobies.

@LabiaOrganica @Psychgirl211 @UniofOxford Look at him. His impression of a mentally unwell pervert with zero social skills is far too convincing to be an act.

Oh look, @UniofOxford St Hilda's College, is breaking its own (admittedly incoherent), sexual harassment policy. I'd say Matt Rattley's strap-on Z-cups are: 1. Indimidating 2. Hostile, 3. Degrading 4. Humiliating 5. Offensive For his female students and colleagues!

@SaulStaniforth @ZackPolanski That would be the old 2024 manifesto I take it? As far as I can see it hasn't been updated.

So #GMB spent their entire interview with @ZackPolanski asking him about policies that aren't Green party policy & aren't in the manifesto for Mays elections, along with a story from the scum about Zack before he was a politician Zack: "This is why people hate the media" 🎯

@BECPE1996 @salltweets My reaction exactly!

@salltweets And he thinks he is more of a woman than me. So delusional! This is what came to mind when I saw him.

This clip alone should be enough to make everyone in the world realize that transgenderism is absolute nonsense.

@SpackyChan @BaconBantam @EssexPR I suspect it's a prerequisite for being on the left.

@BaconBantam @EssexPR Because that's oh so important. Why are the left utter spunk trumpets?

🚨 KEIR STARMER HAS FAILED TO TURN UP TO PARLIAMENT FOR THE EMERGENCY SESSION

@HeadWarriorTWM More brick shithouse than powerhouse/

Still cannot help laughing at this nutty gusset fumbler

@blackbirdpeeja @MrMennoTweets @Beanst99 Nah, that's She/herlock Holmes

@MrMennoTweets @Beanst99 Why is she dressed like Sherlock Holmes?

“Protect the dolls!” “Trans rights for life!” As we took pictures to mark the anniversary of the Supreme Court ruling, 3 girls flipped the bird at us, swore (always sounds better with a French accent 😜), and reminded us how captured so many still are

@HoeMcAdams @James7Holland It really wasn't.

@robteifi @James7Holland The EEC did, it's the same institution with a different name

Orban the “autocrat” accepted the result of this election. As he did in 2002 when he lost. Remind us, how did you react when the British people voted for independence from the EU in 2016?

@HoeMcAdams @James7Holland Well, considering the EU didn't actually exist in 1975 it's a nonsense question.

@James7Holland Did you accept the referendum results about leaving the EU in 1975? Should've made it a done deal forever right

@beelzebub393 @For_Film_Fans And I'd forgotten that one too!

@For_Film_Fans For some reason, this is stuck in my memory It kinda lingers ...

Gerald The Gorilla NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS (1980) “Wild? I was absolutely livid” #RowanAtkinson #MelSmith #PamelaStephenson

@suzannebabygirl @HamasAtrocities Akshually, that would be her girlfriend

@HamasAtrocities Oh my God, she has a boyfriend what a pussy look at him just clasping his hands, waiting for her to finish yelling at someone on how they should feel about their country. What a pussy.

This is so awesome it made my day! A British leftist is telling a group of Iranians that they should be ashamed of themselves for waving the Israeli flag. She tells them they are "brainwashed" Their replies are nothing short of EPIC! Watch the whole thing!

@TMLutas @thelefttake @MerrynSW Nobody else will :)

@thelefttake @MerrynSW Aren’t these the people glueing themselves to pavement? You want to bet heavily that they aren’t stupid enough to literally want to accomplish their group name? You do you.

Is there a small silver lining watching the just stop oil people understanding what happens if you do indeed just stop oil.

@thedonjazlfc @FixationAural @lovelycuntee @strxwmxn In the Middle East - spoilt for choice. How about Syria? Iraq, Iran? Yemen? Oh, did you mean this week?

@FixationAural @lovelycuntee @strxwmxn You see how racist the word “terrorist” is? Now ask chat GPT what countries has killed more civilians?

Today 🇮🇱 Israel becomes the first country in the entire Middle East to adopt the death penalty (except for 🇮🇷 Iran, 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia, 🇮🇶 Iraq, 🇪🇬 Egypt, 🇸🇾 Syria, 🇯🇴 Jordan,🇰🇼 Kuwait, 🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates, 🇶🇦 Qatar, 🇾🇪 Yemen, 🇧🇭 Bahrain, and🇴🇲 Oman).

@QcWynter @Lynn06783085 Needs freezing with liquid nitrogen or similar. Also works on chewing gum.

@Lynn06783085 In other areas, Supreme Ct decisions are followed in law & spirit (as derived from wider reasoning of the ruling). That is what the judge in this case will do. Genderism though is like chewing gum. It is sticky & takes a lot of shaking & scraping off. Best way I can describe it.

A father has launched proceedings against Brighton & Hove for its daft as a brush policy of allowing any boy who says he is a "girl" licence to wander at will into girls' toilets/changing rooms in one of its schools. Outcome seems inevitable but dad has had to sue to establish.

@Bezzler_over_50 @joshxhowie @BBCNews What really makes someone look foolish is still having '@UKLabour member' in their bio.

@joshxhowie @BBCNews Hey Josh, why promote dog shit conspiracy theories? Makes you look kind of foolish.

Hey @BBCNews stop with the foreplay and just get to the bit where you say there’s also too many Jews. And gay people. And unveiled women. Because of the people ‘who are allergic or afraid of them.’

@RealDanGliebitz @Robscape @EssexPR @ZackPolanski Wow, your comprehension skills are somewhat lacking - you'd be correct if he'd said "currently leading" or even just "leading".

@Robscape @EssexPR @ZackPolanski Nobody's saying he's the first Jewish leader of a political party. He said he's the only one to lead a party, which is true.

For whoever needs to hear this I'm the only Jewish person to lead a political party - third largest in the country. The Daily Mail have been & always will be my enemy - they historically supported fascists & continue to do so. I'll take no lectures from them on Antisemitism.

@josephfalcone97 @leekern13 Can't we do it now?

@leekern13 Some day, far in the future, the brains of these useful idiots will be studied. We desperately need to unpack what is wrong with these people.

I will speak more plainly than most Those Brits who peacock as left wing opponents of the far right are among the most disgusting people in humanity The fact that you march alongside the Islamic fundamentalist supporters of the ayatollahs - those who stabbed Salman Rushdie in the eye, who hang gays and butcher women, who fire rockets upon Israeli civilians and funded Hamas, who massacred thousands on the streets of Tehran - makes you champions of the most reactionary forces on earth The fact that our media is captured by idiots like you and thus you are never held to account does not change this You - the most pompous, the most self-aggrandising, the most preachy and hectoring - are the scum of Britain

@PumpkinGator @DreyfusJames @chilternbear11 @AmnestyUK I do like the word 'jihadculators'.

BREAKING: Historic demonstration against the far right happening in London right now. Tens of thousands of people from all walks of life are marching against hate. Together, we are calling for a different vision of society - one which places dignity, compassion and human rights at its heart.

@inesMBeaumont @CrunchAlias @Heccles94 I completely misread that at first!

@CrunchAlias @Heccles94 He talks shit for clicks.

Will they be kicking out gays next?

@Gaynotqueer1 So - there's no such thing as a biological woman? However, we all recognise a twat when we see one pontificating in a video.

"No such thing as a biological woman."