Sam Harrison

Bought a new aftershave yesterday from Selfridges. Mum asked last night how much it cost.. I said it’s irrelevant. Woke up this morning and the first thing she said was.. “that aftershave is exspensive isn’t it!” She went online and found it. Who does that?! Hate her.

My all time favourite Ozzy Osbourne moment was when he mugged off Olivia Newton-John on the Graham Norton show What a legend

Why does it look like she’s being interviewed about her fastest lap on top gear

Looks like Jeremy Clarkson is about to reveal her celebrity lap time on Top Gear

That kick from Michael J Fox when the beat drops. 🥹 Pure release. ❤️ #Glastonbury

Sorry, I can’t breathe 😂

Everyday after school without fail. 😭

We’re incredibly saddened to announce that our friend and colleague Steve Wright MBE has passed away. We’ll miss you greatly Steve. 🧡

That’s got to have been the best bit of telly I’ve ever seen since Richard Hillman drove The Platt’s into the canal #TheTraitors

Our annual fancy dress pub crawl was yesterday.... One of the best. @tobytarrant @Vinay_K_Joshi @domisatwit @Pipskin @ChrisMoyles @RadioX

When your mum shouts ‘dinner’s ready’ early so you’ll lay the table twitter.com/TheRyanCarrick…

This is on me. Apologies everyone.

@aimeeneedham1 @jet2tweets Ooohh oh oh oh oooh oh oh oh

@aimeeneedham1 Who is derek? (RIP)

@SpurrellBecky @Pruedence142 explain…..

Becky has booked me and her to get our lips done. I am scared.

@NoContextBrits @JessSmith97 the plot thickens 🤔 🤣

This country isn’t real.

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

That poor Downing Street cat has had more foster parents than Tracy beaker

What a great day to be a lettuce

@SpurrellBecky Me and Joey are excited 🤞🏼

@mrwilldouglas @SachaBaronCohen 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🐟

👇THIS is how you make a film about Grimsby @SachaBaronCohen.