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@SonicFanC26 todays my day off srry

Can someone edit this so all the tools are Morgan Freeman true images

@uncle_deluge i expect to see a video from you in a week actually saying everything between those quotes out-loud

I lost a closing quotation mark. It'll be in another post in a few days. Assume they all follow the quote

I really enjoy conspiracies that rely on things like the metric system and the Greenwich meridian being innate properties of the universe. Unironically. It's only a few steps removed from "math wasn't invented, it was discovered. The metre and the second as pure units of reality

@KalebAtlanta "so sixty orthodox christians walk into a bar..."

These two poor Waffle House employees were wholly unprepared for 60 Orthodox Christians to walk in at 4 am

@VLONEPREDATOR "this is your gas prices if they were a little lower or a little higher"

he’s right those are the two options

@PovialJunk @coughdropsh bro wtf is this thing

@coughdropsh for those that want to compare it to the real thing to see what they changed, here ya go:

I’m shaking how did they do that where did it go where did they put it

@Comrade_Waluigi "kiiiilll hiiiim"

feels extremely weird seeing him talk without lasers coming out of his eyes and his voice pitch-shifting up and down at random

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful.

Mutual blocked accounts posting screenshots of each others posts.

@DennisCrowley3 @RestrictedDaily

@RestrictedDaily Endor wasn’t a planet, it was a moon. Bad “answer”.

Happy Easter everyone. Let’s have a little fun with this one. Final Jeopardy — Biblical Place Names. Drop your answer before you look at the comments.

@JObjects ozempic -> car dealership -> granger -> planet fitness -> repeat ad infinitum

How it’s felt trying to watch yt for the past four months

@BeratStuff tiny finger pointer screen tapping videos

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

@Felted_Imp if God was real He would mow my lawn

Idubbz challenges the heavens and is promptly answered.

@Weeezin i see this guy every day on my way to work

No hook nose. No greasy hair. They should have given him straight hair. I know the sallow skin was out of the question but I thought they’d at least do something to make him seem kinda sickly? Is he wearing a zipper? What is happening. This is the worst to come out of these production photos yet.

@Krattle89 @ze_rusty i suppose we should live on the surface of the sun then. Say #NO to fearmongering!

@ze_rusty Every single bit of light and heat from the sun is electromagnetic radiation. The Earth emits electromagnetic radiation. Your own brain and heart emit electromagnetic radiation. The fearmongering over this is ridiculous.

EMFs are really so crazy, have y’all heard that story about the guy who kept getting symptoms only in his bedroom like perfectly fine all day but the moment he’d lie down his heart would start racing his sleep felt shallow he’d wake up at the exact same times every night so he blamed his phone removed it blamed WiFi turned it off even shut the mains every night and still nothing changed so he started thinking something was wrong with him like stress or his heart or something deeper until one day he borrowed a Safe and Sound Pro II RF meter just to rule it out and the readings went completely insane the second he brought it near his bed so he started scanning the walls and found out there was a smart meter mounted right behind where his head rested but the weird part was it wasn’t constant it was sending out short high bursts at the exact same intervals he kept waking up at every night he checked the timestamps and they matched almost perfectly he had basically been sleeping with his head inches away from a pulsing RF source hitting him in timed bursts all night long for months and the worst part is he did everything right and still missed it because there was nothing to see nothing to hear it was just… there

@SandyofCthulhu oh darn! forgot to charge my kitchen knives this morning. dinner will be delayed (he is then torn to pieces by the hungry audience)

Have you never used an electric knife? They have awkward plastic handles that feel really weird. The vibrating blade spatters stuff everywhere. You can't carry it across the room to slice something because the cord's not long enough. They don't speed up cutting in a majority of cases. They're horrible.

@punished_daniel even Adolf Hitler?!?!?!

Even George Floyd?

@fedelmayer @uncle_deluge

@uncle_deluge "Lets hear them" I just did. You knoe what "few" means, right?

There really aren't

@SilverRailway "you can go back but nobody would be there" and it's 2023

how do you larp roblox

@Serenity3000 @Rothmus

@Rothmus There's so much wrong in this I don't know where to start