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Kamala Harris is a twat. That's all.

@marcorandazza That is NOT a new roof. They hadn't even started.

As much as I want them all rounded up and sent back, if you hire an illegal for a job, you damn well should have to pay them. And if you use ICE to try and get out of paying the bill, you should go to jail.

@Geniustechw Justified

ICE agent pulls a gün on a woman that was following and harassing him.. Thoughts..??

Fernando Mendoza showed off the trust he had in Omar Cooper Jr. on their TD vs. Penn State 🙌 @indianafootball 2026 NFL Draft – April 23-25 on NFLN/ESPN/ABC Stream on @NFLPlus

The world’s Richest YouTubers. WOW!

@Cjpearson Jimmy spends his life on his knees, blowing his superiors.

Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇

@Bubblebathgirl Jimmy doesn't know that plumbing is MUCH more difficult than what he does.

Jimmy Kimmel goes full elitist and says that new DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin isn’t qualified because he used to be a plumber: “Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was a low-level MMA fighter and a plumber. That’s right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now. It worked for Super Mario. Why not Markwayne?” Looking down on blue-collar workers is a mistake. They’re the backbone of America and literally keep our pipes running. (abc)

@barstoolsports Dan has sold his soul to a satanic cult called ESPN.

ESPN Quarterback Genius Dan Orlovsky Believes Ty Simpson is QB1 in This Year's NFL Draft s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…

Netflix pregame baseball is absolute garbage.

@Riley_Gaines_ Women can't even match men in ping-pong billiards, or darts. They surely cannot compete in running, swimming or jumping sports.

"Female bodies are just as strong and fast and capable as male bodies." - State Senator Lindsay Williams in PA today If this were the case, why were women's sports created in the first place? They just say words and expect us to nod along.

@MurrayHillGuy1 I think you might be retarded.

US City Tier List: S tier: NYC, Miami, Austin A tier: Chicago, LA, San Diego, Charleston B tier: Nashville, Boston, Atlanta, Tampa, DC, Scottsdale C tier: Dallas, Charlotte, Houston, Philly, SF D tier: Denver, Seattle, Minneapolis, Portland, Kansas City, St. Louis, Columbus, Indianapolis F tier: suburbs

@AmericanMama Looks like a mule kicked her in the face then got run over by a stampede of buffalo.

Stunning is not the word that I would use to describe Chelsea Clinton.

@SkowronekBurgh @BenjaminDEKR 100? Maybe 3 other things they deal with.

@BenjaminDEKR You’re just not aware of the other 100 things these people do and problems they deal with.

What is the point of hotel check-in desk people anymore? Why isn't this 100% automated? Verify your ID, pay, get entry code. Why are humans still doing this?

@BenjaminDEKR Well. How else are you going to know there's a free Continental Breakfast from 6-10 AM?

@LarryKrasnerDA Sit down you ass-wipe. The adults are in control.

And I’ll say it again.

@AlabamaFTBL Even Alabama fans are like.... seriously Dan? 38-3

QB1 🤫

@NYCMayor Shut up fuck face

ICE doesn’t belong at our airports. Our Office of Immigrant Affairs has updated guidance and you can call their legal hotline at 800-354-0365.

@CollinRugg Nothing political about this. Just the neighborhood asshole confronting a very large Reacher.

JUST IN: Brentwood Police say 'Reacher' star Alan Ritchson acted in self-defense, say no charges will be filed. The development comes as new footage appears to show Ritchson's neighbor blocking the road while he was on his motorcycle. "After reviewing available evidence, including video footage and witness statements, authorities determined that no criminal charges will be pursued," said the Brentwood Police Department. "Mr. Ritchson’s actions were found to be in self-defense." "Although a potential reckless endangerment charge was considered, Mr. Ritchson declined to pursue charges." The case has been closed.

@TheGeneral_0 On the way to college to become scientist and doctors.

America doesn't have a gun problem, America has a people problem.