timro

Me at work: "I'm ready for a nap." Me at the pregame: "I'm ready for a nap." Me at the bar: "I'm ready for a nap." #postgradfridays

Talking to my friends who aren’t online

i become her more with each passing year

@KRIS_tuh_fer omg we just missed each other! ships in the night

This silly wfh goose forgot rush hour is a think -tweeted from a cab from LGA to manhattan

got Chipotle yesterday. got Chipotle today. will get Chipotle tomorrow.

filed with a whole 4 hours to spare this year! is this growth?

@ChipotleTweets I keep missing them 😔

Like what else would you eat on national burrito day???? First 2,000 people to text PLSSSGIMMEBURRITO to 888-222 get a free burrito. -Alex 2,000 codes avail. 50 US & DC, 13+. Stnrd text & data rates may apply. Codes exp. 4/6/23. Terms: chipotle.com/freeburritos

I always loved this Super Smash Bros stage #HalftimeShow

why am I crying in the chipotle rn

@matty_cake to discuss all Matt-ers

This is Manny. Every single time he chews on his ball, it goes flying out of his mouth. And every single time, he is surprised. 13/10

but to quote @dril: you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

it’s not lost on the marketer in me that they waited until 1/7 to align on a vote, and therefore took the front page headlines with continued voting antics on 1/6.

“Last time I was in New York I saw a man on a tricycle playing an accordion”

all I want is intimate friendships & fulfilling community without ever having to text anybody back, is that too much to ask?!?!????

@angelobav hope it went whale

On a date, kinda nervous

me napping on the subway

@AaronBence You know who this is for 😂

@timro Lol

newark airport is where dreams go to die (cc @united)

don’t worry her majesty