Tom Ryan

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@barstoolsports I know a team in north London that would happily welcome him and then also criticize him for his play

MBAPPÉ OUT! – Over 50 MILLION people have signed a petition demanding Real Madrid to sell star player/league leader in goals Kylian Mbappé

@SportsCenter @KendrickPerkins OG getting hurt going to have a bigger impact than people realize

ESPN analytics give the Knicks a 97% chance to win the series @KendrickPerkins says Joel Embiid is the 76ers' 'biggest key' to upset New York ✍️

@MattyWorldPeace this was our 2014 first round loss that got mark jackson fired... you could even say franz getting hurt was our Andrew Bogut. Blessing in disguise, honestly.

The Orlando Magic were going to be in the ECF, but instead they had a historic 24 pt lead collapse in Game 6

@ChicagoBears gimmie a mid December game in Miami please

Mark your calendars 🗓️ The schedule drops May 14!

I just don't believe we've seen the best version of him in the playoffs and like I said it depends on the return. We'd be selling low unless a rebuilding team believes in him and gives a decent player comp in return. And if we're giving up draft capital to get him off the books it's even worse. give this team an offense minded coach and let's see where they're at the trade deadline.

@tomryanlive @TheDunkCentral @BrettSiegelNBA His contract shows that he is very much valued. Playoff basketball is different than the regular season. Second team all defense 2 years ago. He hasn’t been that player

Keep an eye on the Magic potentially moving on from Jalen Suggs this offseason, per @BrettSiegelNBA “Keep an eye on Orlando possibly looking to cut some salary and make a minor adjustment to their starting lineup, possibly moving on from two-way guard Jalen Suggs after Anthony Black's breakout 2025-26 campaign.” (Via clutchpoints.com/nba/nba-storie…)

@AaronNuzum @TheDunkCentral @BrettSiegelNBA just depends on the return. And saying he can't guard is disingenuous, he was 2nd team all defense in 24'. The team is a net positive with him on the floor as well. Small market teams should value players that are home grown. People move on too quick in the NBA imo

@tomryanlive @TheDunkCentral @BrettSiegelNBA Buddy, he is part of the reason they lost that series. Couldn’t shoot or guard. Get rid of him and take the next step forward

@OTOWN4LIFE1 He also loves Orlando. He'd play here for life if he could and we haven't ever had a player show the love for Orlando the way he has.

Of course they are going to explore the possibility however Orlando is going to want allot for Suggs i expect him to be here in October.

@typesfast starting to think aliens may just be blurry. It's not the photographer's fault. And that's extra scary to me. There's a small, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside

Did they capture a single UFO video with a high resolution camera that was in focus?

@BionicJd @RealAlexJones pretty sure it accurately states how dumb i am, but to each their own good sir

@tomryanlive @RealAlexJones Really shows your IQ

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@lava_rock55462 @RealAlexJones woah woah... 6th grader at best. Don't be so polite

@tomryanlive @RealAlexJones Wow. You can drop the F bomb. How “edgy and cool” you are, dude. Almost as edgy as a 7th grader.

@Daily_MailUS aliens being 4 feet tall would objectively be the best thing for this timeline... i wanna adopt one and teach him tricks

BREAKING NEWS: FBI files reveal reports of 'four-foot tall' beings emerging from UFOs

@unusual_whales stop the count

Unemployment in Canada has hit 6.9%.

@Forbes Instead he bet it all some teenage strange. If only @bryan_johnson had taught this man about vagina biomes before it was too late

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@CBSNews @RamyInocencio I feel like Patrick star may have good advice for this situation

Fear and anger is rising in the Canary Islands as the MV Hondius, carrying a confirmed hantavirus outbreak that has killed three people and left nearly 150 passengers isolated onboard, is expected to arrive Sunday morning, @RamyInocencio reports. While passengers describe relief and “high spirits” as they near the end of their ordeal, local officials and residents are voicing concern over the ship’s arrival, with some pushing back against plans to allow it to dock.

@AdamSchefter easily both the hottest and coolest name in the draft...

Washington’s first-round pick Sonny Styles signed his four-year, fully-guaranteed, $37.2 million contract.

@Daily_MailUS started a satirized news show 2 weeks ago... is it always like this? sheesh. JP Morgan sex slave.. UFOs.. Diana Russini having mike vrabels kid? Pigs may actually start flying by this time next week

BREAKING NEWS: UFO disclosure expected TODAY as America braces for bombshell release

@pick_six22 I'm a good gambler. The losses I've had in the past are the past, as of today I'm a good gambler. I'm moving on

Vrabel is a faithful man. Whatever happened in the past is the past, as of today he is a faithful man. Move on

Respectfully... wtf was that Shai