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@PoD_travelnews That's also the @greatesthitsuk playlist criteria!

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@notjustdad @thexpeditionary VAR would have overturned it

@thexpeditionary It’s a disgrace IMO. As a result, I’ve never rated that player. He was overhyped; just a cheat.

Necesito que algún fan del fútbol me explique por qué esta foto y este momento son vistos como algo icónico y no como una vergüenza.

@notjustdad @prodnose They were cleverly denying the PSG fans the opportunity to sing the "is there a fire drill?" chant #Ladonnaèmobile

@prodnose Not sure it works like that anymore. Also, majority of those in Stamford Bridge are not the same ilk as those that would have been there 20/30/40 years ago. They wouldn’t have half & half scarves! It’s all corporate & part of the tourist trail now. And then there’s the TV money…

Still so many Chelsea supporters left in the ground. Why? It's 8-2. Fans have currency. Agency. To leave the ground empty would send a message to the owners/manager. Don't take us for granted. Loyalty is a powerful tool that can often work when it is withdrawn.

@fesshole To be fair, I'd be wild if someone pissed on me

Yesterday, I went for a wee and realised mid flow I was urinating a poor spider. Once finished, I scooped him out of the urine infested water and put him on a loo roll, he now lives with me in my bedroom with my other wild spiders.

@fesshole EastEnders only started 40 years ago

For the last 55 years I've thought the expression is "dough eyed". Thank you EastEnders subtitles.

@fesshole Does your granny's CV say she played the bongos?

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@anon_opin It's the eye contact for me. There's too much eye contact

The most unrealistic thing about soap operas is how common and easy it is to fake your own death.

@weddingpresent Mogwai were tremendous, as always. (I was sat two seats to your right but left you alone cos....well, it's the right thing to do!)

The mighty Mogwai… tonight in Brighton.

@anon_opin but I read a thing on the internet where he was rude to a waitress so because he's successful I'm going to use that to justify my jealousy, (which I've pitched as resentment) of him

I'm no great fan of his, nor did I watch his show in the US, but James Corden is a lot more talented than many give him credit for. Gavin and Stacy was great, and if you're criticising him without having watched him in One Man, Two Guvnors, you're unqualified to do so.

@GlamSlam72 He was my first hero, the first other person I wanted to be (Ballroom Blitz, which I loved, was released a week before my 4th birthday!)

Today marks the anniversary of the passing of Brian Connolly, the iconic lead singer of the glam rock band The Sweet (often known simply as Sweet). He passed on February 9, 1997, at the age of 51 in Slough, Berkshire, England, from kidney failure, liver failure, and a series of heart attacks. Brian Francis Connolly was born on October 5, 1945, in Hamilton, Scotland (though he grew up in London). He became the charismatic frontman of Sweet from 1968 to 1979, bringing his powerful, distinctive voice and flamboyant stage presence to some of the era’s biggest glam rock anthems. The band exploded with hits like: • Block Buster! • The Ballroom Blitz • Fox on the Run • Teenage Rampage • Love Is Like Oxygen (co-written by the band, showing their evolution from bubblegum glam to harder rock) Sweet sold millions of records and became synonymous with 1970s glam excess— Long (black) hair, platform boots, and infectious hooks. Brian’s blond locks and confident swagger made him a standout. After leaving Sweet, he attempted a solo career and continued performing with his own version of the band (sometimes called Brian Connolly’s Sweet), but health issues took a heavy toll. Despite the challenges, his legacy endures through those timeless tracks that still get crowds singing along. Rest in peace, Brian Connolly—your voice and energy lit up an era of rock ‘n’ roll. 🎤✨ #BrianConnolly #TheSweet #GlamRock #RIP

Loving the men's Big Air, but my enjoyment is tempered somewhat by the @BBCSport commentator exclaiming "oh my word" after EVERY. SINGLE. JUMP. #Olympics2026 #bigair #WinterOlympics #thesaurus

@anon_opin Barron Knights already did it

Oasis's comeback single should be Brian and Michael's Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk cats and dogs, it would be a fantastic anthem that suites their style and hometown. It would race up the hit parade and bring them back into the pop culture zeitgeist

When my kids were little and acting up I used to threaten them with watching the David Bowie Ashes to Ashes video with the terrifying clown

New Year's Eve karaoke in South East Kent... @thedarkness @JustinHawkins

@DetectoristsA @BBCiPlayer Programme

Can you describe Detectorist in one word? Masterpiece ❤️ @BBCiPlayer #Detectorists

@fesshole You need to take a look at yourself

I was in a supermarket and saw someone I knew. I waved and shouted out "Hiya" It was then that I realised I was looking in a large mirror. I'd said hello and waved at my own reflection.

@fesshole You should have let him know: " If you think that's me talking, have I got news for you"

Went to Comedy Store with friends years ago. Friend's wife was sitting right behind me and wouldn't shut up and Paul Merton thought it was me. All night he called me a cunt. To this day I can't have him on tv with switching over. I'm actually anxious even talking about this.

@JMcMurdockMP Just keep your door locked. Problem solved. Take a little bit of personal responsibility rather than pinning everything on the government @notjustdad

@anon_opin You're Ian McNabb and I claim my £5

I don't get all the fuss about Nick Cave. He's a bang average lyricist, writes forgettable melodies and has the politics and religion of a Home Counties pensioner.

@fesshole Their bark is worse than your bite

My partner is active in trying to save a forest. It takes up all of their spare time and that's all they talk about. I'm bored of it. There's a part of me that wishes the decision was made and the forest was flattened.