Franco Blanco

1/ The modern world is weird. We have the most advanced technology in human history… and millions of people are still burned out, broke, anxious, and doom-scrolling at 2am. Something clearly went wrong.

@GriftReport Nope and there are other comedians with disabilities who are way funnier: - Chris McCauslans -Lee Ridley - Josh Blue To name a few but ultimately her material is not funny at all.

Rosie Jones went on Palomas Faiths podcast, I started watching this podcast last week. Just finished it today Seriously am I the only one who thinks she isn't funny?

@uptheyorkieway Think you have too many layers and might be a bit hot……😉

Keeping it casual today

Choose your favourite sweets. I loved milk bottles, fruit salad & shrimps😋

@Viralvid_89 If you’re her parents have a word will you?!!!! Should be ashamed!!!!

Girl told not to vape on train

@qobwashere Should have ‘accidentally’ spilt hot coffee in the table!!! 🤮

Fully just call it a day and kill me now cause whys someone lashed their bare toes on me table on the train am I allowed to tell her to fuck off or what

@FastbreakHoops5 Just fill it up and drop the viral gimmick!

gotta protect this man at all costs 🔥

@JuliaBradbury Not only do vapes cause massive environmental damage, but we can’t even use plastic straws anymore yet vapes are everywhere. They’re sold in bright, colorful packaging, marketed almost like toys. How many shops do we really need, and who knows what’s in them?!

Another horrible plume of toxic smoke engulfed me today... Is it time to ban vaping in public places? Formaldehyde, heavy metals, ultra fine particles ..scientists call it 'third-hand exposure' ... #vaping #secondhandsmoke #publicban?

Back in the day … finish raving at 6am start work at 7am

@_josephine0_ “You’re right, I found someone better!”

Be honest.

@LuckyHeronSay @Keir_Starmer …..did the last 14 years pass you by?

Is @Keir_Starmer the worst Prime Minister Britain has ever had?

@Marlayna29 Don’t mess with him! (And don’t trust anybody)!

🤔

@bmay Right-wing anti-immigration crowd blasting “Rollin’ on the River” like it’s their anthem forgetting it was written by a countercultural rock band and turned into a Black empowerment classic by Tina Turner. Pure irony.

These patriots apparently think this is showing the best of Britain to the world. A dying nation. Truly embarrassing. 😬

@kazzaloveslife …..a fish! 🐟

If you had to be chased by an animal for 7 days without being caught, which animal would you choose? The only catch is, it has to start with the first letter of your name …

@FarageFan1963 @Nigel_Farage Calling Nigel Farage potentially the “best PM of your lifetime” is a stretch he’s never even done the job. Strong on slogans, sure. But running a country takes more than promises. Where’s the detailed plan and would it actually work?

I reckon @Nigel_Farage will be the best Prime minister of my lifetime. He’s always backed Britain and said he’d sort out immigration. Who agrees? #VoteReform #ReformUk

@iSlimfit To be fair it’s great in winter ❄️ too! Those crisp fresh mornings/evenings!

London is the best city in the world when the sun comes out!

@NotFarLeftAtAll If you’re paying £8.50, more fool you that’s nonsense. No one charges that, and it’s funny how he somehow pulls extra change out of his back pocket……

The Sun ☀️ is out and so are these robbing 🤬 £8.50 for a Screwball ice cream Daylight robbery

@jdpoc @guse_guse Banning 4-day weeks in is a solution looking for a problem. Evidence shows short weeks can boost productivity, improve morale, and help retain staff. It’s not “4 days’ pay for 5” it’s about delivering the same results more efficiently. Do MPs work 5 days? Summer recess? 🤔

4x10 hour days is 40 hours, just the same as 5x8 hour days. This is the ‘Leader of the Opposition’. And she can’t do basic mathematics.

@DailyMail Banning 4-day weeks in is a solution looking for a problem. Evidence shows short weeks can boost productivity, improve morale, and help retain staff. It’s not “4 days’ pay for 5” it’s about delivering the same results more efficiently. Do MPs work 5 days? Summer recess? 🤔

Tories vow to stop public sector staff enjoying four-day working week for five days' pay if they are re-elected trib.al/LvTdcUp

@NightSkyToday The answer is simple…….

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

8 lines every flag-shagging plastic “patriot” has in their playbook 1.“I want my country back” - From what? You voted for the party that ran it for 14 years. 2.“Our grandads didn’t fight for this” - Your grandads would be ashamed that you can’t find Normandy on a map. They fought with Poles, Sikhs, Gurkhas, and West Indians beside them. They’d have more in common with the immigrants you hate than plastic patriots sharing memes about them. 3.“This isn’t the Britain I grew up in” - Correct. It has lower crime, longer life expectancy, and better healthcare than the 1970s you’re romanticising. You just don’t remember the power cuts and three-day weeks. 4.“Britain is broken” - The most unpatriotic sentence in the English language, repeated daily by people say they love their country. 5. “We’re full” - The Netherlands has twice the population density and somehow manages. The UK is not full. It’s just had 14 years of no housebuilding and you need someone darker than you to blame for it. 6.“We look after our own first” - You vote for parties that cut disability benefits, froze nurses’ pay, gave tax breaks to the rich and closed Sure Start centres. You don’t look after anyone. 7.“Stop the boats” - The Tories spent £700 million on Rwanda to deport four people. Zero boats were stopped. You cheered anyway. 8.“Starmer is a traitor” - The man prosecuted terrorists, paedophile rings, and war criminals as DPP. You import American culture war propaganda from people who openly despise our allies, trash your own country 24/7, and follow convicted fraudsters who lied about where they were born. The only ones treacherously trashing Britain’s reputation daily are you.