The Watchman

The pandemic was fake. The tests were fake. The mask science was fake. The social distancing was fake. The vaccine science was fake. The news was fake. The CDC & FDA were fake. Climate science is fake. It's all fake.

@PapiTrumpo Awesome. Thank you and Happy Easter, President Trump.

HAPPY EASTER, EVERYBODY!!! —AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAMILY!!!❤️

@InsideLucysHead It is ineffably unbelievable. The storied Great Britain is now a third world country.

How unlucky is the UK right now to have the worst King and the worst Prime Minister in all of its illustrious history, at the same time? What are the odds of that happening... 🧐🇬🇧

Breaking Speculation Donald Trump is on the ground in Iran single handily taking out the entire IRGC.

@mattvanswol So good!

Somewhere along the way we decided this wasn't worth saving. I want my country back.

@JasonMBrodsky Russia is not our enemy. France is.

At this juncture, France is choosing to side with China and Russia. The U.S. will remember.

@mhdksafa Wait! I didn't know the Golden Gate Bridge was now being used to shuttle weapons of war in the dead on night. You folks are so utterly impotent and devoid of critical thinking.

Imagine if Iran bombed and destroyed the Golden Gate Bridge in California, what would you call it? TERRORISTS The U.S bombed and destroyed the highest bridge in Iran, the B1 bridge, why do you call it “PEACE”? Bombing a bridge is a war crime under international humanitarian law

@GuntherEagleman I work 40 years, January to April to pay the IRS. They land in a rubber dinghy and one year later are robbing the government I support to the tune of BILLIONS. I have an IQ that puts me in the top 3% of humanity, and these fuckers are clearly smarter than me!

🚨 BOOM! Trump drops the raw truth on Somali-Americans in Minnesota “They’re low IQ. I can generalize. They’re bad people.” No filter. No apologies. Calling it exactly like it is

Buckingham Palace has confirmed King Charles will not issue an Easter message this year to the British people. But he’s got lots of time for this nonsense 👇

@catturd2 Pirro

Who’s your pick for Trump’s next AG? I’m still thinking about it.

@WarlordDilley Depends: is an IQ of ~75 statutorily retarded. That is the average.

Is Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson legitimately retarded? I'm not trying to be funny. This individual appears to have no clue whatsoever about the law, reason or logic.

@BGatesIsaPyscho Alberta can't get the fuck outta there soon enough!

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney says Muslim values are Canadian values. All across the Western world treasonous leaders are reading from exactly the same script.

@VigilantFox Not seeing that at all. Traveled across my state today. Interstate PACKED. Gas stations PACKED. People HAPPY. Not sure what the hell you are talking about.

Something feels off. More people are starting to notice—but almost no one is saying it out loud. Online, everything looks normal. Under control. But step outside and talk to real people, and a very different picture starts to emerge—rising costs, tightening pressure, and a growing sense that reality isn’t matching what we’re being told. Seth Holehouse sits down with @zeeemedia to deliver a warning he believes every honest media outlet should be talking about. What’s happening right now follows a pattern most people miss—but once you see it, you can’t unsee it. The Great Reset isn’t coming… It’s already here. 🧵

@zerohedge Okay. Right. Baghdad Bob or is it Tehran Tim? He’s gonna tell us again that we lost and give us our condioof surrender.

*IRAN PRESIDENT TO ISSUE LETTER TO AMERICANS WITHIN HOUR: TASNIM

@EricLDaugh Is it inherent in the DNA, the instinct to steal? Of all the possible cases she could have made, her instinct was, "to steal..."

🚨 JUST IN: SCOTUS Justice Ketanji Jackson argues for illegal aliens having birthright citizenship by saying if she steals somebody's wallet in Japan, she has "allegiance" to that country She has to freaking go. This is absurd. Actually. "I was thinking, you know, I'm a U.S. citizen, am visiting Japan. And what it means is that, you know, if I steal someone's wallet in Japan, the Japanese authorities can arrest me and prosecute me. It's allegiance, meaning can they control you as a matter of law?" "So there's this relationship based on—even though I'm a temporary traveler, I'm just on vacation in Japan, I'm still locally owing allegiance in that sense. Is that the right way to think about it?" "And if so, doesn't that explain why both temporary residents and undocumented people would have that kind of, quote-unquote, allegiance, just by virtue of being in the United States?" I guess it is April Fools 🤡🤡🤡

@TheLastHopeUSA @Osint613 YES!

@Osint613 Trump’s maximum pressure is working, Iran’s terror infrastructure is exploding. No more Obama/Biden cash pallets funding their missiles. America First means strength, not weakness. Keep hitting them hard! 🇺🇸💥

Massive explosion hits 15 Khordad barracks, IRGC missile site in south Isfahan. -Vahid.

@RoseGee17 @IRanMediaco Nope. Israel will be saved for last... Q

@vardman13 @IRanMediaco Haven’t you realised that it is Israel First as far as Trump is concerned.🤡

BREAKING NEWS: France joins Spain and Italy in blocking US aircraft movements over its territory.

@MahdiAeineh @MKhamenei_ir The middle east will live in peace once the two great sponsors of terror are stopped... by whatever means.

I emphatically declare that the consistent policy of the Islamic Republic of Iran, following on the path of Imam Khomeini and the martyred Leader, is to continue supporting the Resistance against the Zionist-US enemy.

@Megatron_ron Serious question: Are you a comedy writer? Or do you write this crap just to amuse yourself because it gets lonely in the cave sometimes. Because... If you are a comedy writer, you need to seek other work.

NEW: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 The Iranian commander of the army ground forces advised American military families to contact their children in West Asia within the next 24 hours Apparently the US is hiding the number of dead soldiers.

@NXT4EU Deal! We'll be out by sunset.

Close down all US bases in Europe. Leave NATO. The US is no longer our ally.