krissy

I know some mutuals have created accounts and I'll be following if you shared your name here. 🫠

Swapping out the simple syrup in my old fashioned for passionfruit puree, mmm!

Sorry but the Iranian government’s LEGO depiction of Kash Patel is fucking frying me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

NAH NAH COME BACK TO THE PODIUM 😭😭

Amazing nickname like generational

UPDATE: my niece has been found safely! Statement from my sister : “FOUND!! Thank you so much to everyone who played such a huge part in finding my daughter. We ask for your understanding and continued prayers as we focus on healing.”

Openly admitting that your first priority as a voter is one particular foreign country and not the US is an interesting tactic. I'm sure it'll work well.

The mother of missing 16 year old Aysia Banks: "I am gonna be full transparent and share everything surrounding the disappearance of my daughter , because CMPD is playing it like a runaway case and it’s being taking lightly. For those wanting answers … here are the answers. I know it’s a lot but I need you all to read and please share. I am speaking out to bring urgent attention to the disappearance of my daughter, Aysia, and to express my grave concern regarding the current handling of her case. CMPD is currently classifying this as a runaway; however, the circumstances surrounding her disappearance strongly suggest she is in danger and may have been groomed or manipulated. HERE ARE THE FACTs: • Last Seen: Tuesday night ( April 14th -early morning of April 15th) • I was working a night shift (7 p.m. – 7 a.m.). My 9-year-old son reported that Aysia left with a bag during the night. • When I arrived home, all of Aysia’s known electronics were left behind. Her phone enters automatic "Downtime" at 11 p.m., restricting her communication to parents only. Her other parent is currently out of the country. • Because she left her devices behind, I believe she was either using a secondary device I was unaware of to communicate with someone, or arrangements were made prior to 11 p.m. Aysia is 16 years old and has no history of running away or behavioral issues. She is a dedicated Honors Student and a member of the National Honors Society. She values her education and would never willingly miss school or abandon her younger brother in this manner. And none of her close friends has any answers or any clue about her disappearance. Between the hours of 1 a.m. and 5 a.m., a 16-year-old girl is extremely vulnerable. Whether she was lured away willingly or forced, she is a minor alone in the middle of the night. I believe she has been targeted and groomed. Something is wrong. My daughter is not a "troubled child” she is a child who is missing, and someone else is involved. I am asking for the community’s help and for law enforcement to treat this with the severity it deserves.

I just started laughing. Nothing to say. You just have to laugh.

Cuba and Haiti aside, this is not every Caribbean country

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo. It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families. (variety.com/2026/digital/n…)

You’re not gonna be allowed to attend a sporting event if you’re vocally against genocide lmaooo America is really Israel’s bitch

I’m BEGGING YOU TO VOTE YES

men having “preferences” on what sanitary products women use on their periods is definitely weird

Wearing a necklace with this dress is a choice…

so good. god bless this man.

what’s about to come out?

Firing squad

@gingerfarts We’re good, it’s an original story that ties into the Gundamverse so we don’t have to acknowledge it.

Live action WHAT????

Discovery will be awesome… let’s wrap this up